Second Blight || ACTION

[pickedontemplar]

*Alistair thought if he got to know his surroundings, he would know what he was dealing with. With all the information he had gathered, this was one mixed up place. Well, it wasn't really that he was getting to know his surroundings, his drone wife suggested he go out. He had been inside for too long. It was time for him to get some sun, and

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[steel_massifail]

[[You think cars are weird? Check Massimo out, he's a robot.

He's waving.]]

[pickedontemplar]

*HE JUMPS AT THAT AND OH MY MAKER. WHAT IS THIS.. I DON'T EVEN.... Aw but look its waving at him... He stops and waves slightly in response, an uneasy look on his face.*

H-Hello....heh.

[steel_massifail]

[[OH HEY IT'S THAT VOICE.]]

...Oh, it's you! I spoke to you earlier, but I didn't introduce myself. I'm Steel Massimo.

[pickedontemplar]

*He quirks a brow before it finally clicks*

Oh! Yes, right! In that case, I'm Alistair. It's nice to meet you in... person?

[stuperpowered]

[Do you know what a mailbox is? Because Splendid accidentally broke his! Somehow.....and now he'll wave to you while still holding part of it. Feel free to take the gesture as a sign that he's about to assault you or something.]

[pickedontemplar]

*Alistair flinches at that and lifts his hands to cover his face from any projectile objects coming at him!*

I-I mean no harm!

[stuperpowered]

[Looks puzzled by this reaction!]

Ah? While that's reassuring to hear, sir, I-

[and then the mailbox slips out of his waving hand. YOU MIGHT WANNA DUCK...]

[pickedontemplar]

* HOLY SHI--*

DEAR MAKER! *He runs and dives out of the way of the flying object, falling into a nearby bush*

[riverofprawns]

[s'up, Cameroon's just watering his lawn because dammit no matter where plants need to be taken care of. he's giving you a raised eyebrow, because man you do look lost]

[pickedontemplar]

*What is that strange contraption? A snake that produces water? Or was that just a lot of spit...? Alistair takes a few steps, looking at it from a safe distance, tilting his head to the side curiously. The poor man.*

You know how to tame a snake?

[riverofprawns]

[he raises an eyebrow at Alistair. how did this have anything to do with anything..?]

Not as well as some of my neighbors. Why?

[pickedontemplar]

*he points to his hose*

N-No! That snake in your hand!

[on_a_yoyo]

[Hi I'm a cowboy doll walking passed you. Tips hat as he goes~]

[pickedontemplar]

*OH he has had experiences with talking stone, so this wasn't so bad for him. Really it just looked like a small walking man to him. Never the less, it fascinates him.

Alistair waves lightly and stares down at the walking doll.*

Aren't you just adorable?

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[ona_yoyo]

[Woody is stumped by the fact that a grown man would say this. But whatever.]

Uh, thanks! Are you new here? You look a little lost. Or at least curious.

[pickedontemplar]

*OH Alistair is a man of... many tastes*

Why yes I am! I'm just not familiar with some of the... 'technologies' here quite yet. It's all so new to me.

[wolf_faerie]

[Alistair might feel like something's watching him from a nearby bush.]

[pickedontemplar]

*WARDEN SENSES TINGLING! He stops walking then... looking around warily*

[wolf_faerie]

[She waits for about a minute, and then jumps out of the bush. Yeah, she can be stealthier than this, but she's just having fun.

Raaaaawr!

[pickedontemplar]

*His eyes widen at that and he jumps back, reaching for his swor-- Oh yeah. Not there anymore. He lifts up his hands then for defensive maneuvers and--*

A little girl...?