Very Kinky
You are 39% pure


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COOL RUNNINGS DRINKING GAME

1. Anytime anyone says “Ya, man”
2. Anytime “bobsled” is said
3. Anytime anyone starts or finishes a race
4. Anytime Olympics are mentioned
5. Anytime there is a crash (bobsledding, running, etc.)
6. “Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme...”
7. “Sanka, ya dead man?”
8. Anytime the word “ice” is said
9. Sanka kisses egg
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The Ultimate College Complaint Form Dear

___ Roommate
___ Suitemate
___ Neighbor
___ Homeless man

If you wouldn’t mind, could you please

___ Turn down your goddamn music
___ Stop having such noisy sex
___ Not play soccer in the hall at 2am
___ Pick up your trash
___ Vomit somewhere where I won’t encounter it daily
___ Die in a car fire

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Why Men Are Just Happier People -

1. Your last name stays put.
2. The garage is all yours.
3. Wedding plans take care of themselves.
4. Chocolate is just another snack.
5. You can be president.

Survey Time!
ive kissed...
(one person can apply for more then one)
bold all that apply.

01. on the cheek.
02. on the lips.
03. on their hands or fingers.
04. on their chest
05. in my room.
06. in their room.
07. of the same sex.
08. of the opposite sex. .
09. younger than me.
10. older than me.
11. with jet black hair.
12. with curley hair.
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If you woke up and I was in bed with you, what would be your first thought?
(Now post this in your LJ and find out what mine would be)

You are a Fork.


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