Top ten things nurses can say at work that laypeople can't

1. I have to stick this up your rectum.

2. I need some of your urine

3. I'm going to take some of your blood.

4. Breathe this in and hold it.

5. You have to swallow it.

6. I'm going to tie you down, and it's for your own good.

7. We'll inject this into your body, and then take some pictures.

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In Loving Memory of Carly


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Mom had two tests performed.  One showed dead heart tissue but they weren't able to tell if it was old or new tissue that was dead (she's had previous heart attacks and angiograms and 2 angioplasty procedures and stents put in).  So another test was done today and the Dr. said that the coronary arteries looked blocked again so she may have to have ( Read more... )

Therefore, my dear brothers, stand firm. Let nothing move you. Always give yourselves fully to the work of the Lord, because you know that your labor in the Lord is not in vain.

1 Corinthians 15:58

One of my LJ friends posted a list of some of their pet peeves, so I thought I would do it, too, so I could be as cool as her. :-)  Oh and I don't really hate it when these things happen, but it is annoying (and I know I can be annoying, too, sometimes so I try to be calm and understanding when this stuff happens but sometimes I do get mad).

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...well, not really.  But yesterday my hair looked like this:


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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Sometimes I wish I was single again just because I don't want to screw up any more.  Sometimes I feel like I will never be good enough for anyone, there is too much wrong with me.  I am trying to change with God's grace, but still, boyfriends and family and the like see you in your worst state...a state that ( Read more... )

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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Boys can be sooo stupid sometimes!!!!!!!!!

That is all I have to say. Good day.