Consumer reviews - Sex toys on the web!!!
It's a sad fact that there just isn't enough time and funds to try all the sex toys available on the web! But in our selfless dedication, we've put some of the finest through their paces. Some of them over and over again...All so we can bring you this review. ;)
Our first toy is the marvelous "Hands free cyber ring". It's a super-soft, super-stretchy cock ring with a slip in bullet vibe. We found it does a nice job of transforming a nice hard dick to a vibrating nice hard dick, much to the happiness of all. This is one of the best toy purchases we've ever made. Highly recommended!
On the other end of the spectrum is the "dotted delight", which should be called the "overly textured warted alien dick from hell". It was advertised as "amazingly soft", but isn't. Should bear a label "not for human use". You could rub something raw.
What sex toy exploration would be complete without a double dildo? The nexus in a cadillac of doubles and at $89 it just about costs the same. We bought this along with a "texas two strap" leather harness ($55) hoping it would allow a gal to feel it while she banged someone else. In practice it didn't work very well. The harness didn't hold the dildo well at all and we discovered she didn't especially want insertion while she banged somebody. Since then, we've used the nexus and harness separately. The nexus works as a dildo with a big handle now and gets occasional use.
This is the "champ". It's a long slender silicone toy that works well in my wife's harness. We mainly use it for when she want to play "bend over boyfriend". It's long and smooth (important) yet has enough girth to put color in your cheeks. Prefered girth varies a lot from person to person, and there are many girths available in basic silicone dildos like this.
The famed Hitachi Magic Wand. This is just about the best selling plug in wand vibrator out there. For the life of me, I can't figure out why. I turned this thing on and it came to life with frightening noise and power. It felt like a tool I'd use to strip paint off a car. (Think craftsman power sander.) I was not putting this near any sensitive areas. But maybe I'm not understanding it...maybe it goes under the mattress.
Our first toy is the marvelous "Hands free cyber ring". It's a super-soft, super-stretchy cock ring with a slip in bullet vibe. We found it does a nice job of transforming a nice hard dick to a vibrating nice hard dick, much to the happiness of all. This is one of the best toy purchases we've ever made. Highly recommended!
On the other end of the spectrum is the "dotted delight", which should be called the "overly textured warted alien dick from hell". It was advertised as "amazingly soft", but isn't. Should bear a label "not for human use". You could rub something raw.
What sex toy exploration would be complete without a double dildo? The nexus in a cadillac of doubles and at $89 it just about costs the same. We bought this along with a "texas two strap" leather harness ($55) hoping it would allow a gal to feel it while she banged someone else. In practice it didn't work very well. The harness didn't hold the dildo well at all and we discovered she didn't especially want insertion while she banged somebody. Since then, we've used the nexus and harness separately. The nexus works as a dildo with a big handle now and gets occasional use.
This is the "champ". It's a long slender silicone toy that works well in my wife's harness. We mainly use it for when she want to play "bend over boyfriend". It's long and smooth (important) yet has enough girth to put color in your cheeks. Prefered girth varies a lot from person to person, and there are many girths available in basic silicone dildos like this.
The famed Hitachi Magic Wand. This is just about the best selling plug in wand vibrator out there. For the life of me, I can't figure out why. I turned this thing on and it came to life with frightening noise and power. It felt like a tool I'd use to strip paint off a car. (Think craftsman power sander.) I was not putting this near any sensitive areas. But maybe I'm not understanding it...maybe it goes under the mattress.