questionable vegetarianism

[pickleofdeath]

simon shit on the floor. an abnormally large, spiteful shit. should i
a) smile gracefully and clean this shit up
b) stick his stupid cat face in his stupid cat shit
c) call my mom and ask about that stirfry recipe she used to make when i was a kid
d) go back to bed and pretend it didnt happen
i dunno guys, this is gonna be tough.

Comments

[_psm]

you should stand in from of the shit
and pretend to cry and be really sad,
then leave for a while
just act sad and maybe the cat will feel bad
and not do it again

[_psm]

and by stand in from,
i mean in front
and the cat should watch you