wolf spiders! they love to stalk you when you're naked or otherwise exposed in a bathroom. I had one in Tally that charged out from behind the toilet right at me while I was putting lotion on my legs after a shower. so I'm on one foot with the other on the counter, naked, and suddenly being chased by a spider. I went and got a big fucking boot and smashed the fucker after it flexed up and down a few times and continued after me into the other room.
long, long ago as a child, I opened the front door of my house t'run out t'play one bright morning and found that a big, nasty, hairy spider had built a web right across the door. Being the daft child that I was, I ran right into it, proceeded to shriek and flail around in the web while the spider took the opportunity to bite me on the face a few times. That was a lotta fun. I have a serious amount of hate for big hairy spiders. :)
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