My toad

[picklepopsicle]

Sunday night I arrived home to a tragedy. I came to a stop in the driveway with the headlights pointed at what used to be the favorite location of my toad! HE WAS F-ING GONE

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[ghanistarkiller]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Peace, Jean

(P.S. Sorry I never got back to you. I kind of just checked my messages, like, a day or so ago, heh. {blush})

[picklepopsicle]

I'm installing flashing lights and a siren on your phone! How about this weekend?!

[ghanistarkiller]

Yup, that'd do it! ;-)

My tummy's been icky lately but it should be fine this weekend, so, yes?

Peace, Jean

[cheezweezls_den]

OMG! Did you send a haiku or limerick? And if so, can we hear it?!

[picklepopsicle]

a team of haiku experts crafted these beauties...

Lovely Atlanta
Home of my good friend Deepa
Much too far away

Deepa, you have been
my roommate, co-worker, friend...
Georgia, give her back!

Dear kidnapper dude,
Here's a damn haiku for you
gimmeback my toad!

hey kidnapper guy:
that toad is really a bomb
joke's on you, bastard!

Ichetucknee Springs
Your water so cold and clear
Too many rednecks!

Tubing is the best
floating along with your friends
Oh that log was rude!

[cheezweezls_den]

Outstanding. Any further developments? Demands for short stories, sonnets, sidewalk chalk art?

[nathanielfok]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aMzgVshG6CI