I think I figured out why the youth of today is so messed up. It's not violence or the internet or television or south park or marilyn manson or anything like that. No, the cause is pretty simple: baby voices ( Read more... )

Tonight was a good night. Laserquest is the greatest place ever. I hate those little kids who somehow manage to break every single rule, but that's not laserquest's fault. Laserquest represents all that is good in this world. Without laserquest, we would all be lost. We would be like lemmings, blindly following anyone and anything until ultimately ( Read more... )

I just had a dream where I was a race car driver and I somehow broke my arm during the big race. Then, after coming home with my cast, I wrote a livejournal post about it. I figure I owe it to race-car-driver me to post about breaking my arm and then posting about it.

Things that would make me happy:

-A car.
-The movie Tommy Boy.
-A dinosaur.
-Tickets to The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.
-A cool looking hat.
-A magic fish.
-A cold mountain dew.
-Your head on a stick.

That is all.

Driving is so much fun. I mean, how else could I spend tons of money in like 7 different locations in one day? Oh, and just so you know, the best place in coral springs is University. Everything is along that road.

p.s. A teen center exists in this city, and I am now a member of it.

I can go see rated R movies now. That's pretty cool, I guess. Plus I'm legally able to drive until 1 am. But more importantly, I will forever be reminded of this by an excellent cd, and three The Onion books. Plus, whenever I look down at my shirt, I will be reminded, "I'm a rocker. I rock out." Pretty sweet. All of that, paired with a giant ( Read more... )

Snoop dogg and red hot chili peppers, all in one night. Since Amy is awesome, she got tickets like 10 seconds after they went on sale for her, me and Jesse. Snoop Dogg was great, but the crowd hated him since no one there likes rap and they seemed to have picked the opening band at random. After the chili peppers started playing, just enough time ( Read more... )

I think I... er, no... maybe not, but, wait, maybe I... yeah, I probably do... but no, no. I can't possibly, but... I don't know, but... yeah, yeah I probably do. I hate everyone.

I especially love how people walk into a grocery store and buy carts full of beer. Not only that, but hidden behind the mountains of beer, there never fails to be a few jars of BABY FOOD!

I assume these babies will grow up into the greatest people ever.

Who's that sexy beast over there bagging groceries? Me, that's who. Take that, sucka.

I think THIS shows my excitement more than anything else ever possibly could.