the new holiday

[picosecond]

I have decided that the 3rd Friday in September should be a holiday. But what do we celebrate? There's already ridiculous fake holidays for everything -- hell, there was a "Punctuation Day" that just passed. So why not just celebrate everything awesome about life, all in one day? Let's call it Awesome Day!On Awesome Day, all people everywhere are

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[just_happening]

On Awesome Day everyone gets laid and it's great!