So I'm probably going to be hired at this place I interviewed with the other day. Yeah, the morning I was puking. Funny how that goes.

It's really far away, though. It's a good opportunity but getting there & back will be a huge pain. If I had a car, it would be about 45 minutes each way. Only I don't have one and I'm not sure I want one. Cars ( Read more... )

* Rinse out your boxers in a sink using dishwasher detergent, then hang them on the back of a chair to dry ( Read more... )

Wanna hear about my day? Here's my day!

I woke up at 5:30am with an upset stomach. I went to the bathroom and got ready to poop, when suddenly I puke my guts up into the sink. It's really gross, and I have to scrub the thing clean. As soon as I'm done, I feel the urge to do it again. This time I had the foresight to turn my head towards the toilet ( Read more... )

I think I might have to reconsider my fiber intake. Hoo boy, I just demolished that porcelain.

A writer in Salon finally writes what I've been saying for years. The Democrats use progressives as an easy voting block by telling us all that we want to hear, then as soon as they're elected they run to the right, let the conservative wing dictate terms & then make excuses for why they haven't delivered. Obama pulled this stunt several times over ( Read more... )

What a clusterfuck of a day I had! I was slightly cheered up by seeing an ex-gf on the train ride home who'd gained a bunch of weight and was now a li'l porker though. Still, mentally exhausting day and I can't wait to put the whole thing behind me.

Discover Card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening, the card "must have been stolen." Silly Discover Card, that's just how much we drink.

I don't think I can bear another super-hot, super-humid day while wearing a suit. Today I will be in shorts. If I get yelled at, so be it.

The Siegel family recaptures the origins of Superman.Siegel and Schuster created maybe the most popular fictional character ever and got dicked out of all the money it made. While they were well-paid for their work on the actual comics, DC (and later Warner Bros.) made hundreds of millions off licensing and merchandising but neither of them saw a ( Read more... )

I got off the phone with a guy who called Obama a fucking nigger and blamed him for his bad credit. I recorded the call, too.