Holy shit, you can make ether from ethanol!!!

snowboarding is soo fun, but im uber sore. Now i get to fight traffic to get downtown and take my dad to the doc.

fuck the fucking us govt. They will give a stupid bitch free college, and $1200 cash to use as spending money while she goes for the semester, just so that stupid bitch can quit 3 weeks later. All while im working my fucking ass off and cant get any aid at all because i got a couple pot possession charges on my record. Wow, im fucking pablo escobar ( Read more... )

The E-Brake 360 is possible in a front wheel drive car!!

I have figured it out..

But must keep it secret because i dont want ppl getting into accidents because of my foolishness.

We bout to have a party (turn the music up ( Read more... )

you've got me stealing your love away
cuz you never give it
Peeling the years away
and we cant relive it

Lol, bentley wasted and pulled over

Cop "Can you please step out of the car sir?"

Bentley " Ill be drinking a winston, and smoking a 40"

Cop " Sir, have you been drinking tonite?"

Bentley " ACHT!! Ya got me!"

Wow, i think it was the boombas

The journey is far more important than the destination.

she was saposed to get your tyco witcha money ( Read more... )