Blair effing Waldorf season one picspam
Pilot
"Do you want us to wait? It looks like you've got a lot of yogurt left."
The Poison Ivy
Serena: Enough, okay?
Blair: It's enough when I say it's enough.
Chuck: Hello to you too. I heard about the field hockey throw down. All those mouth guards and short skirts, I hope somebody filmed it.
Blair: You're heinous.
Chuck: That's probably why you called.
Blair: You know me well.
Chuck: So the question is, what do you do now?
Blair: I was thinking total social destruction.
Bad News Blair
Blair: (To Dan) What are you doing here? Do I smell pork -- and cheese? (To Serena) Okay, well, when you're done with your charity work, why don't you come find me?
Blair: What about this morning then? When you glanced at the call sheet, did you see my name on it? When I wasn't in hair and makeup didn't that seem strange? When the dressing room only had your name on the door, what did you think they just forgot?
Serena: I was told you were running late and they asked me to do some tests shots first. Blair they told me you wanted me here.
Blair: And you believe them?
Serena: Look Blair I encouraged you to do this. Why would I try to steal something from you that I pushed you to do?
Blair: Because you take everything from me! Nate, my mom!
Serena: Blair!
Blair: You can't even help it, it's who you are. I just thought maybe this time it would be different. I should've known I'd be wrong.
Dare Devil
"I'm not a stop along the way, I'm a destination!"
The Handmaiden's Tale
Chuck: Well you look ravishing. If I were your man, I wouldn't need clues to find you.
Blair: Or ravish me, I'm sure.
Victor/Victrola
Blair: You know, I got moves.
Chuck: Really? Then why don't you get up there.
Blair: I'm just saying, I got moves.
Seventeen Candles
Blair: After being broken up with my boyfriend for exactly twenty minutes, I succumbed to inebriation, performed at a Speak-Easy, and surrendered my virtue to a self-absorbed ass. The only good news is that he's a total pig who'll act like it never happened, thank God.
Priest: Ahem.
Blair: Sorry. Truthfully, I'm not even Catholic.
Priest: You don't say?
Blair: But losing my virginity to Chuck Bass? None of my friends will ever understand. I'm ready for my punishment. Whatever you and God think is fair. Flogging, fasting, putting that thing with the teeth around my thigh like Silas.
Priest: How about some food for thought instead? Don't drink, keep your clothes on, try avoiding those who might cause you to stray.
Blair: Oh, I plan to. Thank you, Father. That was very good advice. You don't grant birthday wishes, do you?
Seventeen Candles
Giddy!Blair! ♥
Blair: (About Vanessa) Oh sweety, you did not tell me she looked like that. This is such a problem.
Roman Holiday
Blair: It's so nice what your doing for your friend Dan, helping his girlfriend make his Christmas present. Serena is so grateful because she likes to see the best in people, I like to see the truth.
Vanessa: Yeah? And what's that?
Blair: I think you like Dan a little too much, just thought I should let you know someone's watching. Merry Christmas!
School Lies
"I'm innocent. Well, except for a crime of passion. I did something stupid with someone and even worse than doing that stupid thing I did the same stupid thing with someone else and pretended I had never done that stupid thing before. You look confused, should I walk you through it?"
The Blair Bitch Project
Blair: What's happening?
Dorota: You have bad dream and you're sleeping with your chocolate.
Blair: Lady Godiva, my only friend.
"Rice Krispie treats?"
Desperately Seeking Serena
Blair: Nelly Yuki has her sights sets on Yale, too. What are the odds of them accepting two girls from Constance? And have you seen Nelly Yuki's extra-curriculars? I need to kick her well-rounded ass!
Serena: And they say you've lost your edge...
Blair: Nelly Yuki must be destroyed.
Serena: Why do you keep saying her name?
Blair: Because it's Nelly Yuki!
All About My Brother
Blair: I tried to warn you. There's a price to pay. I always knew a girl like you couldn't afford it.
Jenny: Well, you were right.
Blair: Well, you put up a good fight. For a freshman.
Jenny: Thanks.
Blair: I hope you don't expect a hug.
Woman on the Verge
Chuck: What's gotten into you?
Blair: What if I told you I knew where Georgina Sparks was right now?
Chuck: I'd say let's get the bitch.
Much 'I Do' About Nothing
Dan: This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people.
Blair: Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it.
"Haven't you heard? I'm the crazy bitch around here."