Jaye Tyler - my all-time favorite.
Sharon: You tell people we're not related.
Jaye: It was just that one time.
Sharon: It was Grandpa's wake!
Jaye: You've gotta choose people who aren't much more motivated than you are - but don't surround yourself with total narcissists. Otherwise, things start to be about something other than you.
Jaye: Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics.
Jaye: I don't have a choice. I'm a puppet. The universe sticks its hand up my butt, and if I don't dance people get hurt.
Jaye: Crap. It was the pancake. Stupid cow!
Sharon: Selfish bitch!
Jaye: What's the point of living in a trailer park if you can't take in the local color? And by that I mean spy on the freaks.
Jaye: Look at me: I’m 24 and I’ve never done anything. I have a worthless philosophy degree that's gotten me no further than a dead-end retail job working for a mouth-breather so I can continue to support my trailer park lifestyle. Do you think I sit around feeling sorry for myself?
Viv: God, I would if I were you.
Jaye: "Never break this spell I'm under / Every thought of you is wonder." I think I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Jaye: I'm trying to save him. By avoiding him. So I can be with him. But I can't go near him or I'll destroy him, so if I can just manage to stay away from him maybe we can be together. Please don't repeat that back to me.
Heidi: You hit me with a television!
Jaye: It was a portable!
Jaye: Tell me why you talk to me!
Brass Monkey: Because... you listen.
Jaye: I couldn’t stand the thought of spending another day looking at those faces with their stupid little mouths constantly running and making all sorts of unreasonable demands on me.
Mahandra: Are you sure you should be in a customer service industry?
Jaye: I make good life choices - mostly because they’re forced on me - but I make them, and I find myself in unpleasant situations all the time. You know why? Because even if you have a choice it can and will be taken away from you. We’re all fate’s bitch. You might as well go ahead and bend over for destiny now.
caps from leave me the white