New Hampshire was cold and boring, as usual. Still, I'd rather be there mooching off my parents than back in FL.

We saw Hillary Clinton give a speech. Other than that, not much else to report. 

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 So I did indeed see "Wristcutters" last night. I'm not sure how I feel about it ( Read more... )

I think that, ultimately, the biggest issue I am having with this whole break up thing (besides having a year's worth of unneeded birth control pills) is knowing that I failed at something significant. Failure isn't an option for perfectionists. Back when I used to actually see a therapist, I spent a whole session elaborating on how I had ( Read more... )

Today when I was driving, I made an interesting observation. Before I started going out with Brandon, I fooled around a little bit with a guy who was in the Marine Corps. Then I dated Brandon, who is in the Army of course. The only thing left to do is to try to meet guys from the other branches too! If the logical chain of events follows through, I ( Read more... )

So I was the big winner at the costume shop today. I bought a bunny costume accessory kit and for some reason it had two sets of ears and two cotton tails (but only one bowtie). So since I am not planning on being a Siamese twin Playboy bunny, I am offering them up for anyone who needs costume help.

I had a really weird dream last night. I dreamt ( Read more... )

So I met a guy. I went on a date. I probably should not have. But what can I say? I was bored and needed free food. One date was fine but I don't want to go on any more, which means I'll have to tell this guy no. He's a nice guy but I am not in the position to date anyone longer term than one date right now. Unless that person is Brandon. I was ( Read more... )

The conversation with Clay about squashes was to funny to not post here.

Me: I wrote Brandon's name on a squash and then smashed it. That helped. It kinda looked like a penis too.
Clay: Oh my. Like Brandon's penis?
Me: Hahahaha. No, Brandon's isn't quite that big
Clay: I'm sorry. I'm an ass.
Me: Lol, I am laughing so hard right now. 
Clay: Mine's not ( Read more... )

One hour ago: I had a conversation with Clay about squashes. And penises.

One day ago: I had a dream I was in bed with someone besides Brandon.

One week ago: Brandon broke up with me

One month ago: Brandon started his new job.

One year ago: I saw a therapist because of issues I had within our relationship.

I should have just broken up with him then.

 I'm just wondering...how did I manage to date the ONE guy in the entire 4 or 5 branches of the military who doesn't want to get married ever?

You know what's the most fucked up thing about my situation? I just bought a years worth of birth control from Planned Parenthood. Just as in, the same day Brandon broke up with me. True, I take them for many reasons but karma IS a bitch!