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so stupid, yet so addicting

http://get.games.yahoo.com/proddesc?gamekey=lemonade

since everyone else is braggin about their Christmas presents i thought it'd be the appropriate time for me to brag about mine.

pack of razors (w/ soap strip mind you)
aveeno soap (natural ingredients)
completely flat tire (which came with a NEW tire)

there were others... but not worth mentioning like these were.

my cat just barfed up some red tinsel all over the carpet and the kitchen floor. it was lovely. then my brother picked him up to throw him outside and he just kept puking as my brother was moving him so there was a red trail all over.

i dumped a tray of drinks all over myself and some other woman at work yesterday. to be exact it was:

2 chocolate milks
1 regular milk
1 cabernet
1 stoli rox

i took most of it but she got a lil cab bath there.

well, at least i got credit for my math class...

so i went downstairs for the first time in probably a month or so. i got down there and i start wondering who left some old poop somewhere because it smelled really bad. i went upstairs and asked my brother if he knew what smelled so bad. he thought it was old food. when my dad got home i asked him if he knew what the hell the smell was... so he ( Read more... )

what do i do when i take a swift kick to the crotch you ask?


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done with classes finally til january 12.
this was the worst semester ever...