dieting and other mating rituals

Jan 02, 2005 21:15

My ginormous ass is going on a diet ( Read more... )

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rocknghorseland January 2 2005, 19:07:05 UTC
My ginormous ass is going on a diet....

Really? just your ass??? (HAHAHA...)

I'm here with you. My doctor told me that she's afraid I am going to end up dead if I don't lose some weight. I'm supposed to be a really ittybitty person who isn't right now. I look more like one of those hardcore rollerderby girls instead. So, it's 1000 calories a day for me for 8 weeks, and a laundry list about a mile long of things I cannot have.

If you need support, you know I'm here for you. I was even thinking that I would start a pot, a contest in which every person donates $50 by a certain date, and then the person who loses the most by weight ratio wins the whole pot. But I'm still mullijng on it. like all ADD people, I have to have a reward to do this.

Good to have you back. Added you to this journal, which is my literary journal. cheers!

~A

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piecemeal January 3 2005, 03:03:58 UTC
We'll start there and work our way up, besides really it's always back there....lurking. They're sneaky that way. Roller dirby would be good exercise, I'll have to think about that. Anytime you slap wheels on a big person, give them some velocity and the ability to take out the injustice of no longer being able to squeze into a rollercoaster seat after paying $89.99 to get in the stinking park.. but I digres. Like you, my true motive, joking aside, is I really want to live. I hurt, I'm tired and I want to wear clothes not designed by Barnum and Bailey. Sleep Apnea is stomping me, why help it? As for the support, thank you so much, and I'm there for you like wise. As for your idea of the weight loss lotto? Go for it, incentive is incentive. I'll join as soon as I find a truck scale to weigh myself...

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rocknghorseland January 4 2005, 20:31:56 UTC
You should be nicer to yourself. You flagellate yourself with your own words.

You should totally join the roller derby as a blocker. That would rock. And it is good exercise.

You're gonna do great! I believe in you!

~A

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rocknghorseland January 2 2005, 19:09:30 UTC
My ginormous ass is going on a diet....

Really? just your ass??? (HAHAHA...)

I'm here with you. My doctor told me that she's afraid I am going to end up dead if I don't lose some weight. I'm supposed to be a really ittybitty person who isn't right now. I look more like one of those hardcore rollerderby girls instead. So, it's 1000 calories a day for me for 8 weeks, then 1500 for God-knows-how-long after that, and a laundry list about a mile long of things I cannot have.

If you need support, you know I'm here for you. I was even thinking that I would start a pot, a contest in which every person donates $50 by a certain date, and then the person who loses the most by weight ratio by a certain cutt of date wins the whole pot. But I'm still mulling on it. like all ADD people, I have to have a reward to do things. So it may very well happen.

Good to have you back. Added you to this journal, which is my literary journal. cheers!

~A

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mikaeldraven January 2 2005, 21:50:46 UTC
Thom?

I was just browsing Brian's friends list. I added you.

Oh yeah, this is Brad from the inner sanctum.

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piecemeal January 3 2005, 03:09:19 UTC
Good to see you again!
Welcome to my lj, where I deal with life through humour. Sick, sick humor, but humur none the less. Welcome aboard.

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