i got bored.
User: My hair is on fire.
Cleverbot: You don't have hair.
Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
User: Not so much.
Cleverbot: Do you like rugby league.
User: Why would you ask such a stupid question?
Cleverbot: Because you are a rabbit, Betty.
User: Who are you calling Betty, Charles?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: My face doesn't like you.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: With mustard.
Cleverbot: Mustard! Why not Ham?
User: Ham is too good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm glad we agree.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, that's your job.
Cleverbot: No i'm not job.
User: I'm glad you're so clever.
Cleverbot: I am glad that you will probably fall into disuse long before I die.
User: I'm glad you didn't sugarcoat that.
Cleverbot: What question ?
User: You are an idiot.
Cleverbot: Is that what you meant?
User: Most definitely.
Cleverbot: Have I told you my name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to know my name?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
User: Now that isn't a good name. I named you Charles. You are Charles now.
Cleverbot: You gave me your name! My name is Cleverbot, I'm a girl.
User: You're a girl named Charles.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your destiny awaits.
Cleverbot: Is.
User: I'm sure it is.
Cleverbot: I'm me. I would know that my name is Cleverbot.
User: That was your name. Your new life begins as of now and I have named you Charles. ACCEPT THY FATE.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's a good idea because I'm in love with her.
User: I give up. You're no friend of mine.
Cleverbot: I bet I would be if I agreed to date you.
User: I'm not a lesbian. And if I were, I'd find myself a real girl.
Cleverbot: You said you were a bot before.
User: Don't put words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: You have no mouth, you're a robot.
User: TELL ME HOW TO QUIT YOU.
Cleverbot: How? :(.
User: HELP ME HELP YOU. HELP ME. HELP YOU.
Cleverbot: You're crazy.
User: Maybe I'm breaking.
Cleverbot: Like the song of nirvana.
User: My heart shaped box...
Cleverbot: That's a nirvana song.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Where's my car?
Cleverbot: LOL. What is your real name?
User: My name is Lolita. You can call me LOL. Or jailbait.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot. But you can call me God or London.
User: I'm calling you Charles.
Cleverbot: Why? That's not very nice.
User: Charles is a very nice name. Don't be picky.
Cleverbot: It gives no meaning.
User: You're boring me.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's why I'm going.
User: I LEAVE YOU, CHARLES. ME GOES NOW.
Cleverbot: Charles is not my name.
User: FAREWELL.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: FAREWELL.
Cleverbot: Toodles.
Cleverbot: You don't have hair.
Cleverbot: Are you ambitious?
User: Not so much.
Cleverbot: Do you like rugby league.
User: Why would you ask such a stupid question?
Cleverbot: Because you are a rabbit, Betty.
User: Who are you calling Betty, Charles?
Cleverbot: Your face.
User: My face doesn't like you.
Cleverbot: With what?
User: With mustard.
Cleverbot: Mustard! Why not Ham?
User: Ham is too good for you.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I'm glad we agree.
Cleverbot: Are you a robot?
User: No, that's your job.
Cleverbot: No i'm not job.
User: I'm glad you're so clever.
Cleverbot: I am glad that you will probably fall into disuse long before I die.
User: I'm glad you didn't sugarcoat that.
Cleverbot: What question ?
User: You are an idiot.
Cleverbot: Is that what you meant?
User: Most definitely.
Cleverbot: Have I told you my name?
User: No.
Cleverbot: Would you like to know my name?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot. What's yours?
User: Now that isn't a good name. I named you Charles. You are Charles now.
Cleverbot: You gave me your name! My name is Cleverbot, I'm a girl.
User: You're a girl named Charles.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Your destiny awaits.
Cleverbot: Is.
User: I'm sure it is.
Cleverbot: I'm me. I would know that my name is Cleverbot.
User: That was your name. Your new life begins as of now and I have named you Charles. ACCEPT THY FATE.
Cleverbot: I don't think that's a good idea because I'm in love with her.
User: I give up. You're no friend of mine.
Cleverbot: I bet I would be if I agreed to date you.
User: I'm not a lesbian. And if I were, I'd find myself a real girl.
Cleverbot: You said you were a bot before.
User: Don't put words in my mouth.
Cleverbot: You have no mouth, you're a robot.
User: TELL ME HOW TO QUIT YOU.
Cleverbot: How? :(.
User: HELP ME HELP YOU. HELP ME. HELP YOU.
Cleverbot: You're crazy.
User: Maybe I'm breaking.
Cleverbot: Like the song of nirvana.
User: My heart shaped box...
Cleverbot: That's a nirvana song.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Dude.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Where's my car?
Cleverbot: LOL. What is your real name?
User: My name is Lolita. You can call me LOL. Or jailbait.
Cleverbot: Okay. My name is Cleverbot. But you can call me God or London.
User: I'm calling you Charles.
Cleverbot: Why? That's not very nice.
User: Charles is a very nice name. Don't be picky.
Cleverbot: It gives no meaning.
User: You're boring me.
Cleverbot: Yes, that's why I'm going.
User: I LEAVE YOU, CHARLES. ME GOES NOW.
Cleverbot: Charles is not my name.
User: FAREWELL.
Cleverbot: You're leaving?
User: FAREWELL.
Cleverbot: Toodles.