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[pieinyourface]

Although this happened a few days ago, I need to accurately describe the worst experience of my life

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!

[on_san]

THIS COULD POSSIBLY BE THE BEST ENTRY I HAVE EVER READ ON ALGEA.COM.

WHY DOES THIS KID HAVE TO BE MY ROOMMATE?! HE'S GOING TO EAT COOKIES/ORGASMS ALL DAY! DAMNIT!

FURTHER CLARIFICATION

[on_san]

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO EAT ORGASMS, BUT IF THE STATE OF ORGASM WAS A FOOD PRODUCT, MR. JJO WOULD BE EATING THEM, AND LEAVING ALL THE CRUMBS ON THE CASTLE FLOOR!

[watermeloncholy]

Best entry evar in the history of entries. No really. evar. damn the cookie!

[time_warped]

John, why do i think you're somehow being serious when talking about giving the janitor head and downloading beastiality porn and jerking off constantly? I mean, i know you've never appeared that way in high school, but who knows man, college CHANGES PEOPLE! I mean, whatever happened to those days where I got to pounce on you daily? and harassing you over the phone constantly and being disgusted about your obsession over the Cattanis? I miss those days, but apparently I'm now being replaced by a cookie. :'(

[pieinyourface]

Clearly those facts are true about my sexual misadventures, but I think you miss the point about the Cookie. Have you ever had one? I assume you didnt because If you had you would immediatly be brough to tears about the blatent tragedy that occured. But, do not fret, I will be returning to the homeland and we frollick through the hilly brush together.

[time_warped]

you get weirder and weirder every time i talk to you. BUT COME BACK SOON I MISS YOU!

and no i can't say i've ever had one of those cookies, so i can't possibly sense your loss.

and i was in the bathrooms in the math wing this week and i saw the thing i told you about in the bathroom where diana wrote JOHN J SUX and i cracked up. :'(

[pieinyourface]

classic communist propaganda

[trem_two]

this entry already has too many comments. i refuse to encourage you.