As Carol Vorderman once said, "I am going to fuck everyone of you so hard right now."

[pieinyourface]

In the same idea as Guns n’ Roses ill fated and non-existent The Chinese Democracy, I too have taken an unnecessary amount of time to write this entry. But, do not think that I am doing this all at the last minute. I have been doing draft after draft of this on my favourite word processing program (Microsoft Word: Student/Teacher Edition) to give

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[awkwardpie]

John Johanas, before reading your entry, I was blind, hooked on crack and weighed 600 lbs..
Now I own a yacht!

[trem_two]

bring me cookies

[burn_toshine]

wait, am i that small asian child and have just forgotten it all out of sheer trauma?
if so, doesn't that mean i at least deserve some fucking livejournal entries?!!!

AZN.

[octembuary]

or maybe i was the small asian child? no that can't be; once again, i am the wrong kind of asian. SORRY. the other lady wins the contest of being the small asian child, yes.

POOL

[anonymous]

omgz ur so hott/gay

<3!