Advice from Joe's: "Never play leap frog with a unicorn."

I'm just glad they got the little gangsta.

This was taken from Chad 'cause I am a theif. Booyah.

I AM: wastin' my life.
I WANT: to hate you half as much as I hate myself.
I HAVE: no time to do anything.
I WISH:  that I could move.
I HATE:  the world.
I MISS: being with someone who loves me.
I FEAR: sharks.
I HEAR: nothing.
I SEARCH: for my sexy hunky oh-so-sweet dream guy.
I WONDER:  if ( Read more... )

she thinks that it's love but to him it's just sex.

bastards, the entire lot of you

I feel as if I were running very fast, making my head light and my stomach dizzy. Dreamy, yet wide awake. I feel so strange, like I should move. I need to do something, but I don't know what.

on relationships: "A relationship, I think, is like a shark.You know it has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands here is a dead shark." - Woody Allen

on how I feel at any given moment (in public restrooms): "I want to take you into a stall and fondle your balls."

One of the best movies, by far, is Walking ( Read more... )

holy crapola
Today was really great.
I got out of bed because my dog wanted to go out.
I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.
I'm so angry. Paul is grounded. AGAIN! And I'm not allowed to see him. EVER. It's just NOT FAIR. I hate my mom and I wish she was dead. This wouldn't happen if I was allowed to live with dad.
Last ( Read more... )

Woke up way too early to feed the Tub of love. He's running around, grunting, and I just want to go back to sleep.

Went to see Hellboy last night. I stayed awake for the entire movie, except the last 10 minutes. So I've got no idea how it ended. I really liked the Rasputin character. I've read some things about him before and the movie kept to the ( Read more... )

I got a puppy. He's a pug, about 4.5 pounds, and VERY cute. His name is Tuberious, Tubby for short. Take a look at my pics .
I have a lot of things on my mind right now. A riotious jumble of words and thoughts that are keeping me from normal functions. I don't know what to say, I don't know how to act. I just don't know.

A true friend laughs at your stories even when they're not so good, and sympathizes with your troubles even when they're not so bad.

Knowledge is Power!

I can't bring myself to say, 'Well, I guess I'll be toddling along.' It isn't that I can't toddle. It's just that I can't guess I'll toddle.