Just so you know, college is the shit.

Very informative, I know.

I'm awesome.

A - Age you lost your virginity? Young enough to be dumb, old enough to enjoy it ( Read more... )

I'd just about kill for a double double right now.

Oh my god.

Doesn't that sound amazing?

Grrrr.

I'm graduating in less than 24hrs.

As a blonde.

Fucking.Crazy.Shit.

P.S.- I also have 2 extra tickets for sale at $15 a piece. They're $20 through school, so if you need some extras, LET ME KNOW.

I think my computer is fucked up. Like, really fucked up. It won't even start in Safe Mode. Helloooo shitty life ( Read more... )

( Because I'm sure you've missed my face )

I LOST MY DANE COOK CD!!

*dies a horrible, painful death of despair*

I showed up in boots, and ruined your black-tie affair.

I've got friends in low places.

And I like it that way.

Life is damn good, y'all.

I have just been informed that I am, in fact, a "gunky."

Good to know.

Some people are so fucking stupid.

How could I have gotten into a "really bloody and bad" fight at nutrition if I'm NOT EVEN AT SCHOOL?

Fucking moron.

[Jack, this isn't directed at you]