Long ass wrestling survey stolen from Jamey
GENERAL*
[1] How long have you been watching wrestling?: 20 years or so[2] How old were you when you started watching?: 6ish
[3] Why did you start watching?: the family dug it
[4] Have you ever thought it was genuinely real?: yes
[5] Do you defend wrestling adamantly when people call it fake? predetermined results do not make the WRESTLING fake. Assholes.
[6] What were some major angles when you started watching?: i seem to recall "Cowboy" Bob Orton and his cast, and that cross dresser Adrian Adonis and his flower shop.
[7] Have you ever had a crush on a wrestler?: no
[8] If so, who?:
[9] How many live events have you been to?: interestingly enough i've never been
[10] If you've been to live events, what were they?:
[11] Are you a Juggalo, or Juggalette?: i like ICP, but i'm not a rabid fan.
*FAVORITES*
[1] Who is your current favorite wrestler?: Kurt Angle
[2] Who are your top five favorite wrestlers, of all time?:
-1- Kurt Angle
-2- HBK
-3- "Mr. Wonderful" Paul Orndorff
-4- HHH, pre McBoobs humping period.
-5- Perry Saturn
[3] Who are your top five favorite wrestlers right now?:
-1- Kurt Angle
-2- HBK
-3- Sean O'Haire
-4- Christian
-5- Brock Lesnar
[4] What is your favorite stable, past or present?: DX of course
[5] What is your favorite belt, past or present?: Heavyweight when it meant something.
[6] Who is your favorite Diva?: Stacy Kiebler. Gotta love those legs. And as Ms. Hancock? I wanted to go back to school.
[7] Who is your favorite Al Snow partner? Head
[8] Who is your favorite member of Degeneration-X?: I was partial to HHH in the original incarnation with HBK
[9] Who is your favorite member of the Ministry of Darkness?: The acolytes
[10] Who is your favorite heel?: Kurt Angle. I'm hoping he comes back as a face though.
[11] Who is your favorite face?: HBK
[12] In your opinion, what has been the best entrance theme(s)?: The breaking glass does it, even if you're not an Austin mark.
[13] Favorite Dudley?: Bubba Ray
[14] Favorite Jobber?: "Iron" Mike Steele
[15] Favorite Brood member?: Christian
[16] Favorite Horseman?: Arn Anderson
[17] Favorite PPV to watch?: the royal rumble
*DISLIKES*
[1] What has been your least favorite angle, ever?: necrophilia has no place in wrestling or entertainment. stay dead Katie Vick you whore.
[2] Who is your least favorite wrestler, ever?: The Bushwhackers
[3] Who is your least favorite wrestler right now?: Rodney Mack playa
[4] Do you hate when wrestlers change their entrance music?: Depends
[5] Do you hate when wrestlers change their gimmicks?: Also depends
*THIS OR THAT*
[1] Ministry or Corporation?: Ministry
[2] Raven or Sandman?: Raven
[3] WWE or WCW?: WWE
[4] Vince or Austin?: Austin
[5] Undertaker or Kane?: Kane
[6] Blue Meanie or Goldust?: goldust
[7] Raw or Smackdown!?: Raw
[8] Matt or Jeff?: jeff
[9] WWE or ECW?: wwe
[10] Alliance or WWF?: wwf
[11] Jericho or Benoit?: Jericho because benoit is awful on the stick
[12] Lord of Darkness or American Badass?: definitely better in the dark days
[13] WCW or ECW?: WCW
[14] Beyond the Mat or Ready to Rumble?: Beyond the Mat
[15] Shawn or Bret?: Shawn
[16] Edge or Christian?: Christian
[17] Original Brood or the New Brood?: Original
[18] Mideon or Viscera?: mable or the godwin guy? how about neither
[19] Faarooq or Bradshaw?: Bradshaw
[20] Gangrel or Vampiro?: Vampiro
[21] Goldberg or Stone Cold?: Stone Cold
[22] Bischoff or Stephanie?: McBoobs
[23] Rock or Booker T? Rock cuts promos like no other
[24] Patterson or Brisco?: Poopstain Patterson
[25] Test or Albert?: Test
[26] Face of Foley?: Cactus Jack
[26] Heel or face?: Heel
[27] Stevie or Steven?: Stevie
[28] Sweet Chin Music or Steviekick?: Sweet Chin Music
[29] WWF or WWE?: WWF
*DO YOU?*
[1] Watch wrestling with your friends?: yes, sometimes
[2] Cheer when you watch wrestling on TV?: of course
[3] Write any type of fanfiction about wrestling?: nope
[4] Do wrestling fanart?: nope
[5] Collect wrestling merchandise?: no
[6] Have wrestling shirts?: no
[7] If you do, how many?:
[8] What are they?:
[9] Own any of the WWF CDs?: i had the original WWF music outing on Vinyl. bet that baby would be worth some duckets today.
[10] If so, which ones?:
[11] Download wrestling music?: i have the old DX theme, HHH's old music, and Kurt Angle's.
[12] Sing to wrestling themes while watching TV?: yes
[13] Backyard wrestle?: haha no
[14] Have your own entrance theme? no
[15] Ever consider having a heel turn in your own life?: i always the heel
[16] Have wrestling posters or pictures in your room?: no
[17] If so, what are they?:
[18] Subscribe to or buy WWF or Raw magazine?: no
[19] Still say WWF even though it changed?: nope
[20] Play wrestling video games?: yes
[21] Make yourself in the video games?: no. lol
[22] Make stables of you and your favorite wrestlers in video games?: no
*LIVE EVENTS*
[1] Do you cheer a lot?: as i've never been to one, this section shall be blank
[2] Do you lose your voice before the show is over?:
[3] Do you say horrible and vile thing to wrestlers that you don't like, even though they can't hear you?:
[4] Do you confess your love to Stevie Richards when he comes out, at the top or your lungs?:
[5] Do you bring signs?:
[6] If you've brought signs before, what did they say?:
[7] Do you cover your ears for pyros?:
[8] Do you like pyros?:
[9] Do you LOVE pyros?:
[10] Do you jump when the pyros go off?:
[11] Do you stand up when wrestlers come out?:
[12] Do you chant?:
[13] Have you ever started a chant?:
[14] If so, what was it?:
[15] Do you throw popcorn at little kids?:
[16] Do you buy things from souvenir stands?:
[17] If you have before, what have you bought?:
[18] Do you hate little kids that go to events with their moms and just sit there and don't chant or anything but will be the first ones to yell at you in their stupid high voices as soon as you chant or say something bad about one of the faces?:
[19] Do you believe that children under 12 years old shouldn't be allowed to go to wrestling events unless they keep their mouths shut?:
[20] Do you cheer for heels, even if you don't like them, just to piss off everyone in your section?:
[21] Do you hang out in the parking lot trying to see wrestlers leaving, like a loser?:
[22] If you do, have you ever seen anyone?:
[23] If you have, who?:
[24] Do you do sing-a-long?:
[25] Do you sing to entrance themes live?:
[26] If you bring signs, do you keep them afterward?:
[27] Do you consider jumping the barricade to win the 24/7 Hardcore Title?:
[28] If you have a backyard fed, have you considered having your own inVasion?:
[29] Do you chant for Lawler during commercial breaks?:
[30] Do you tape them from home?:
[31] If you tape them, do you play it back to see if you can hear your own chants?:
[32] Do you melt when Booker T's pyro goes off?:
[33] Do you take pictures of Mark Yeaton?:
*HOW MUCH OF A FANATIC ARE YOU?*
[1] Do you love Mark Yeaton?: Who?
[2] Do you know who Mark Yeaton is?: no
[3] Do you build shrines for wrestlers?: no
[4] Do you, or would you, have a tattoo dealing with wrestling?: haha no
[5] Do you like wrestling slash?: never saw any around
[6] If you do, do you giggle while you're watching wrestling and think of how to apply it?:
[7] Do you often call wrestler's gods? Other than Mick Foley? (Because we all know that he is!): no
[8] Do you consider wrestler's birthdays sacred holidays?: no
[9] If you do, which wrestlers? What are their birthdays?:
[10] Do you worship wrestling?: i enjoy it. i don't worship anything
[11] Do you use catchphrases in your everyday life?: no
[12] Do you use catchphrases as away messages?: no
[13] Do you have sound clips of wrestler's talking burned onto CDs?: nope
[14] Do you scream catchphrases at people in school or at work? (Such as- GET THE TABLES, or WHO BETTAH THAN KANYON! FREAKS ARE COOL!): no
[15] Do you threaten to stalk wrestlers and scream at them when they cut their hair? nope
[16] Do you live under the foolish assumption that because you love a wrestler so much, they love you back or that they know you exist?: no
[17] Do you cry when you watch wrestling, either from being so in love with the industry or being so disappointed at the outcomes of matches?: no
[18] Do you think wrestling is real?: It's staged, but it's still real.
[19] Do you WISH wrestling is real?: no
[20] Did you scream tangents at the dogs who pissed all over the ring in the Kennel From Hell match?: lofl
[21] Are you a Triple H fan?: i wish i could bone my boss' daughter and entrench myself as an executive for the rest of eternity
[22] Do you use wrestling terms with you friends, such as creating a name for your circle because it's a stable??: yeah
[23] Do you think you can mess with Brock Lesnar?: i can outsmart that oaf fo shizzle
[24] Do you come in numbers?: i cum in grimy gas station bathrooms while looking at Playgirl
[25] Do you bring your alliances?:
[26] Have you ever had a heel turn?: nope.
[27] Do you have a wrestling belt?: no
[28] Did you steal it from the original champion?: no
[29] Did you have fun answering questions about wrestling?: it was loooong
[30] Do you think it should be longer?: nope
[31] Do you think I have a life, other than wrestling?: no..you should really work on that
[32] Do you threaten to hit people with chairs when you don't get your way?: i want to give some people a conchairto
[33] Have you ever said It's raining cats and steel chairs!? or It's raining Dudleys!?: um, no