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Last night drunken skating led to felling on my ass. My phone was in the back pocket and is now broken. Getting a new one soon.
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landing
Around noon yesterday we came in swift and smooth for an unbelievably successful amphibious invasion. As soon as nighttime hit the beaches there were bonfires, cold beer, steaks, and the local girls came out to serenade us as we fell asleep. Come this morning however we spotted smoke from fires burning in the distant interior and a few of our ( Read more... ) -
death and destruction
love and fufillment
hate humdrum schmooze
smile nod cute
no climax
no end
fade
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dreams and parties
Lastnight I was a zombie with a sex drive, tonight I will be a man with a mayonaise fetish. -
It's been awhile
since I’ve been able to say that I’m doing well in all of my classes. Not just ok but really well, like ahead of all the study and up on the assignments. So far there have been 2 exams and one paper. I haven’t gotten any of it back yet but I feel more confident about every one of them than my ability to roll cigarettes while driving a manual. ( Read more... ) -
I get all my good shit from friends
While helping to clean a friends apt. because she has to be out by the 1st, I was offered to look through a bunch of clothes that she was getting rid of. I snagged 2 beaters, one of which is really cute, a couple shirts, and 2 really sweet jackets. One of them is a little big for me but it's really awesome and is about the warmest thing in my ( Read more... ) -
devolution
school is over! so is my relationship with Emma! now comes alone time, snow, and occasional drinks with friends. this could be you.
