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[piety]

I had an Experience whilst in the frozen foods section of Stop n' Shop the other day. I was getting all nipple-y trying to dig out the lean cuisine selection I wanted, in a hurry so as to not let the glass door get all fogged up and I hear

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[nightbaron]

Hey Rachel :P

I say you don't have to call her if you don't really want to. If you feel like chatting her up, go ahead, but if you'd rather not, you've got no obligation to. I mean, don't stop yourself because you're not married with kids, who knows, she may be jealous of you... ;P

[piety]

Okay, so I call the girl from the car while I bringing it back from the service place and she almost immediately puts her 3 year old son on the phone. Sigh.

I hate when people do that. I don't want to talk to a three year old. Especially one I don't know.

Whatever. So apparently she's been married for ten years. Ten Years. We're both 29. That's a long ass time to be married at this age. But, I digress. Apparently we're going to have to get together and chit-chat or something.

I.Can't.Wait.

Oh wait, yes I can.

[nightbaron]

LOL, sigh indeed. Yes, people, your kids are cute, TO YOU. A rule any sane parent should learn.

You should find out why she's so excited catching up with you. Maybe she's trying to go back to simpler times... the woman used to be wild, then got married at 19. She might have regrets, or just plain miss the good ol' days with you as a friend.

[ascottwhite]

You bumped into her in the grocery store. Don't you realize what a serious responsibility that is? You have to be her best friend now. It's practically a cardinal sin not to be her best friend since you bumped into her at the grocery store.

Here's what you would do if you were me: You'd call her if you want to, you wouldn't call her if you don't want to.

Hello, Piety.

[piety]

I don't yet know all the rules of suburban grocery shopping. It's going to take a while to wade through the muck, isn't it? Sigh.

[risingtofall]

bwahahaha omg. I laughed hard at this. First of all, I feel like I missed out on a major coming of age expierence by never having gone to summer camp. I think if I knew how much sex went on at those I would have.

And so what if she has a kid! You should call if you have a desire to catch up with her. Reminiscing about those days over a drink sounds like it'd be fun.

[piety]

Summer camp was a trip. If you ever have kids, don't send them to summer camp unless you want them to do naughty things in the woods. Thassall I'm saying.

Naughty things in the woods.

[infocalypse]

Man. My youth was so boring.

Also; it may not hurt to communicate some with the girl. If it doesn't work out you can always drift away again.

Though if you do that you may want to pick a different grocery store. Just in case.

[piety]

But I kinda like the Stop n' Shop. It's way better than Pathmark!

[stepinrazor]

First of all, stop using the word "jazzed." Secondly, it was Rhonda Shear. And third; no.

Just no.

[piety]

Rhonda Shear! THANK you. Christ.

I only used "jazzed" once. It's okay to use "jazzed" if you're using it in a mocking tone.