My mommy has been a teacher for 32 years now, she doesnt have legs. The little kids kicked her shins away. Then because the little ones were so dirty and infectious, she got a terrible case of pneumonia and lost her left eye. Then she was sued by the parents for having the children recite the pledge. Then the superintendent said "If you dont make ( Read more... )

A Happy Fourth to all... i am going to the beach to watch fireworks. Come and join.... yeah there is going to be potato salad and chips.

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This is call to anyone that may be slightly interested in a seaside excursion: Tomorrow is looking like the only day I am to have free and without obligation. A day for adventure and foray. I want to go to the beach. If you are like myself and are unhindered by previous plans, in this fabulous turn of events I would be honored and complimented with ( Read more... )

So there I was, in with normal guy showmanship and saw the entire situation unfold with one, being of the erik persuasion, banned segregation style because of the missing identification card. So assessing the boss nature of this ordeal, took upon myself to hack that fucker in the way of the Yetti. I chopped, egg foo yung, the monster in the door; ( Read more... )

stayed home to play. sprayed too much fixative in room. no ventilation. passed out on couch. headache. made it to comp to post message. bed shortly there after....arrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhh

pigeoncircus's LJ stalker is erik_the_ded!erik_the_ded is stalking you because a little birdie told them you talked behind their back. They are also getting with your significant other!

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So you wonder what is going on tonight? After a while these kids on the Atlantic Ocean get tired of not a single person, except one, coming to play over here. IT IS NOT THAT FAR ( Read more... )

Yesterday a solitary and beautiful creature was released from the captivity and confinement of this life ( Read more... )

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