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[piggtail]

first and foremost HAPPY BIRTHDAY jonsick!

next, the last person who had my job sucked so much that my boss thinks that i shit pure gold. i can do no wrong. i am getting swinglines for the whole office. red ones.

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[pentheus]

I have no idea what a swingline is. None of the stuff I imagine makes any sense, but I bet it's funner than whatever it really is.

[piggtail]

it is a stapler. it is an Office Space reference.

[swingsyren]

My boss bought me a red swingline when i started. I think I'll take it with me. :-)

[piggtail]

or you could set the building on fire!

[jonsick]

happy birthday to ME

also
its my stapler

[piggtail]

i just got this awesome picture of you all slobbery and fangy over a shinny shinny red stapler.