Who am I? What do I do?

[piggydoggy]

It’s dawned on me that I am going to be a bit stuck for conversation when I meet up with all my old friends next week. I can hardly sit and tell then about my exciting job/new house/ love life. So, what am I going to tell them that I do with my days? I’m not sure that ‘playing online and squeeing about TB’ will make any sense to them, plus they

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[sophisticas]

You are actually a top secret M15 agent. You can't tell them much more than that, or else you'd have to kill them.

;)

[kymmie_1985]

:o g-gina. You can tell them about your wives, and babies, and grandchildren!

[piggydoggy]

... and goats?

I'm not ashamed of you at all but can you see how this might sound a bit strange to the outside world.

Person: What do you do?

Me: I mess about online all day. I have lots of great friends who live in a, currently broken, black box. I recently married Kym after she divorced Siobhan and they abandoned their cucumber babies. Kym likes to watch me breathe. Siobhan has an obsession with llamas but we tolerate it as she understands my love for goats. Casey thinks we are all spies but shhh, I didn't just tell you that. ;-) We all love TB and between us could hup the whole cast. Most of us are h0rs and you suck.
What do you do?

Person: I'm an accountnat. I like to put up shelves and do gardening at weekends.

Hahaha That has cheered me up immensly. My life rocks so much more than theirs.

(btw Kym, Did you ever divorce Sammie? Or are we committing bigamy?)

[lolzyshells]

I believe you should tell them that you ran away briefly to the circus and met lots of circus freaks that are most fondly known as our names. *roll*

Or just tell them you've been having goat-filled fuunnn.

[piggydoggy]

LMAO! Circus freaks sounds about right ;-) I nominate Kym to be the clown. :P

[lolzyshells]

Aww, Kymmie would make a nice clown :p