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[pigmitten]

Whenever cannibals are on the brink of starvation, Heaven, in its infinite mercy, sends them a fat missionary.

-Oscar Wilde

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[lyllyoness]

LMAOOO...dudde, taht is so truee. thats wht the fijians tried to do back hecka days ago. they were cannibals and they ate this indian guy and they boiled his shoes for hours and hours but they still weren't able to eat his shoe. LMAO.