Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish and he'll eat for a life time. Give Pi a cold and he turns in to a whiny, self-pitying, candy-ass sissy that yelps like a lost puppy every time he rolls over in bed ( Read more... )

See, this is why I love Costco. They don't give a shit about anything. I swear this company is run by a bunch of stoners. It turned out that the laptop had a bad hard drive. (sh)It happens. I freaked because I had just purchased XP-Pro for a whopping 2 benjis and the software was opened. Ever read those little license stickers? Frankly, they ( Read more... )

Way too personal to go in to detail on line. The trouble is that I need to upgrade my home computer's MicroSquish Office suite since I did the reformat. Because of this I have not made a journal entry in my private, offline journal in well over a month now. I'm going to use a corporate number that my company purchased to get the fucking MS apps ( Read more... )

Try this one on. Did any of you haXors know that XP-Media Center Edition can't be hooked up to a domain out of the box? I sure as fuck didn't. Nobody in my office did either ( Read more... )

I arrived at the office today to find that the project that kept me working until 7:30 on Friday evening closed escrow. Phew. I'm also closing another escrow, albeit a little less than half of the value of the other, today as well (hopefully). Finally, my annual article in the Business Journal was published today. My only bitch about that was ( Read more... )

I am in a less-than resourceful state right now. I have been frustrated most of the day due to just stupid, little, piddly shit. Right now I'm trying to get a tenant in to a property that a developer is buying. Easy enough, right ( Read more... )

Life is easy when you're a chiro. People come to you, you adjust them, you get paid. Perhaps that's simplifying the matter, but compare it to this ( Read more... )

So Ms. Mem has been hitting the books lately. Let me explain how this goes. She disappears upstairs to the studio and reemerges to either ask me to be quiet or for sustenance. So I went to spin jam last night. It was very much happening. Noah and Aileen were cute as usual (damn...Noah is getting fucking SICK on the poi. Fucker!). Adana and ( Read more... )

5:58 AM: Spook, the little fucker, announces that there is no food in his bowl. This has been going on for weeks now and its getting really old. I love the hell out of him, but every single morning, right at 6, he wakes me up ( Read more... )

Wow. I missed most of the work week last week due to the crappy flu. Today is my first full day back at the office. I've had better. I have a client that is the real estate equivilent of the guy in the restraunt who likes to order off the menu. Real Estate Investment is regulated every bit as tightly as stock trading. Honesty is the best ( Read more... )