I daresay, the past few days have been glorious.
First write-up at work.
New people.
New things to try.
Alex comes home today.
I'm going to die of excitement.

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In repsonse to Alex's awesome haikus, I wrote two.

I love my Tina,
and her queermobile
She's my favorite lesbian.

I am Gemma Ward
My forehead is huge
...that's all the farther I got.
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Oftentimes, I just hate music.

My mother found my Grandma in Target, and now she's staying with us.

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I'm starting to like my fucked-up blonde/red/orange/white hair. Maybe just starting. Maybe just a little.
I got my car. I have no gas.
No money for gas.
Need job, fast.

Kevin is here.
We're talking about photoshop, and chillin.
It's so funny.
Uhm...
It's so awkward. Because we're talking about other people. And sex.
"shrink"
and so.

NO SUNDAY LIQUOR SALES.

My sea monkey died yesterday. Gash, he was a scary motherfucker. Now I want a fish that won't eat me.
The day school lets out, next Thursday, I will be one blonde motherfucker.
And I get my car, Chi Chi, back this weekend.

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Uhm. My cat is very obsese. My sea monkey is a killer.
And I still don't like Dave Matthews Band.

DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD

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