nick's pants are exploding

[pijlinktvis]

nick: i thought of a new euphemism.
squishy: ooh?
nick: i just gave birth to the universe!
nick: shebangshebangs.'
squishy: i dont get it
nick: every morning when i think about you
squishy: oh!
squishy: THE BANG
nick: i give birth to the universe.
squishy: the big bang
nick: i just threw in the ricky for no reason.
squishy: dust composites
nick: the main line was the first.
nick: no
nick: because my semen is that awesome.
nick: that reality doesn't exist
nick: until i ejaculate.
squishy: origin of universe ... cosmic explosion
nick: yep.
nick: k.
squishy: :)
squishy: clever
nick: nights, squish.
squishy: goodnight
nick: sleep tight tngiht
nick: tonight*
nick: armfaces.
nick: byes.
nick: :)