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Jan 30, 2006 01:21

ATTN: Tom and Ollie

Tigger says Statler and Waldorf are the old men in the balcony on the Muppet Show.

(I was asked to post this just now. I have no idea what it is about. Hopefully I haven't just walked into some sort of horrid joke....)

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meatcurtains January 30 2006, 08:51:28 UTC
They didn't know that? That's like not knowing where your left hand is...

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Pika! nor2266 January 30 2006, 12:25:25 UTC
I'm in shock and a gasped by the fact you don't know Statler and Waldorf. You would love those guys! They're old and sit in the balcony and make fun of the entire show, very loudly. You poor poor girl. There there, it will be alright. You''ll know better for next time. LOL *hugs the Pika*

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Re: Pika! pikacharma February 4 2006, 23:55:57 UTC
Awww! *hugs back* All is not lost! I will take proper steps to educate myself.

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coldwin January 30 2006, 13:33:42 UTC
They are the muppet incarnations of sarcasm and snark

Statler: What would you do if you were a rich man?
Waldorf: I'd buy the network and cancel this show!

Statler: There's a lot to be said about this program.
Waldorf: Too bad you can't say it on a family show!

Statler: You know, this show really improves with age!
Waldorf: Why? Because the jokes get better?
Statler: No! Because my hearing gets worse!

[Andy, Randy, and rest run by]

Statler: What the?
Waldorf: How come that never happens when we're watching the Hot Bodies Bikini Contest?

Statler:
That was quite a program! I would have only changed one thing!

Waldorf:
What's that?

Statler:
The channel!

Both:
Doh ho ho ho ho ho!

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pikacharma February 4 2006, 23:55:13 UTC
LMAO oh damn! It's, like, Muppet MST3K. I now feel like a complete and total tard for not knowing who these people were. XD

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coldwin February 5 2006, 01:54:20 UTC
Next time you get to this coast we'll show you :)

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