In soviet Russia, Applecart upsets you!

[pikacharma]

Captain's Log. Stardate 11.13.08

Pika arrives in the galaxy known as "work" and notices a stray Mac has set up shop in her cubicle. Shields are raised, Pika switches to red alert, and the proper authorities are notified:

Dear IT Helpdesk

Comments

[pikacharma]

HA, it's not just the IT department! It's the IT dude and at *least* three other techs. A complete list of culprits has yet to be established.

[shouldknobetter]

Turmoil such as this can cause a rift in the space time continuum. I suggest defeating the enemy in a timely manner.

[pikacharma]

I concur with this assessment wholeheartedly. Destruction will commence in 5, 4, 3....

[alight]

My Macbook wants to breed! :(

[svimmelhet]

It can breed with mine~!

[pikacharma]

MAC PORN.

YOUTUBE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[svimmelhet]

OH IT HAPPENED. As soon as I can borrow someone else's Mac I'm so doing 70s porn music to their sweet, sweet lovin' for all the world to see.

[pikacharma]

Haha thanks!! UNCLE SALAZAR DOES NOT APPROVE OF MACS. Actually, Salazar Slytherin's the type of olschool purist bastard who'd probably have like a Commodore 64 hooked up to some giant ass mainframe because modern systems are of impure circuitry blood.

Oh yeah also, it wasn't just my IT department! It was a bunch of the other techs in on it too. Sinister conspiracy indeed!

[sanalith]

RESIST! RESIST!!! You can do eeet!!

But seriously, this is when you take the Macs and simply boot them out the nearest airlock, where they'll be no tribble at all. Then make a nice love nest for all your PCs to make sure they breed at a higher rate!

Good luck, Captain!

[pikacharma]

*salutes* Excellent advice, Commander.