Why is that whenever you ACTUALLY could be doing whatever you want online there's NOTHING to do. But whenever you're trying to procrastinate there are unlimited possiblities? It makes me sad. :(
So to make me unsad, here's a joke:
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
...Because it was dead.
Why did the SECOND monkey fall out of the tree?
...Because it was stapled to the first monkey.
Why did the THIRD monkey fall out of the tree?
PEER PRESSURE!!