I will find my true meaning in life...I was a descendant of Cain. Half man, half monster, I will randomly swim to your island and eat your inhabitants for 12 years until Beowulf comes and destroys me. But until then, prepare for bloody hell.
oh yea, thanks for the those pencils, they rock. I don't want to use them cuz i'll end up breaking them and/or wearing them out.
As for the police cats...don't you understand? i'm grendel, invincible to humans except beowulf. Man, i hate that guy. i will eat up your cats like i ate that xmas candycane. Rawr!
Meep Meep Goes the Sheep!
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December 18 2003, 20:27:54 UTC
Aww, my black heart is suddenely filled with indescribable warmth. I have no idea why any flaming PARTY would shut down my sweatshop. I was probably just trying to spur the economy by cutting down on the unemployment rate. Those Party memebers all deserve to rot in hell, for ALL eternity. Flaming assholes. I think they know who they are. I want a FLAMING sheep, a sheep that says meep! meep! meep! Gosh, is that SO much to ask for?!? In the meantime, I'll make due with my deaf/mute sheep. My sheep sucks. THE FOREST WILL LUXUIRATE!
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in my spare time - besides the golf and the water polo - i secretly construct a plan to get Dave, Matt, and Eli to leave Jason's island of no grapes and become my assistant cooks
THEREFORE: 1) There will be no grapes. Ever. 2) Dave, Matt, and Eli will not leave. Ever. 3) You are my cook. Forever. 4) You are no longer on Kelly's island. Period.
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Vacation time? psssh- Island pimpette is a full time job!! No vacation, only HARD WORK! ;P
If pat becomes a cat- can i keep him as a pet? That would be a wonderful island Souvenir.
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As for the police cats...don't you understand? i'm grendel, invincible to humans except beowulf. Man, i hate that guy. i will eat up your cats like i ate that xmas candycane. Rawr!
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in my spare time - besides the golf and the water polo - i secretly construct a plan to get Dave, Matt, and Eli to leave Jason's island of no grapes and become my assistant cooks
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AND I AM THE KING.
THEREFORE:
1) There will be no grapes. Ever.
2) Dave, Matt, and Eli will not leave. Ever.
3) You are my cook. Forever.
4) You are no longer on Kelly's island. Period.
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don't even try, jason.
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BEST. REPLY. EVER!!!
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