WHAT IS IT, WHY

[pikmin_hero]

WHAT IS IT WITH GUYS AND BOOBS. GEEZ IS IT A SIN TO HAVE SMALL ONES?

Although Ms Samus looks cool with them but I DON'T WANT TO HAVE

ARGH DIAFISJDFIASFJDSF -HATE-

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[leadthemalong]

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[leadthemalong]

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*Pulls out parenting textbook and turns to section on teenage gilrs*

[ionianmode]

*what is boobs :|*

Um... it is ok, aniki! Pikmin are small but we are powerful so maybe small boobs are powerful too?

[pikmin_hero]

The things on our chest seems to be called boobs. Every anime female hero has big boobs!! Does that mean I can't be a hero????

.... small boobs could be.... THANKS IONIA -hugs-

[ionianmode]

...Ionia looked and Ionia does not have anything on her chest. 'A';;
Maybe Ionia is a boy after all!
Aniki! You are absoultely a hero! You kick reason anime heroines to the curb!

You are welcome, aniki! Ionia is glad to make you happy.

[pikmin_hero]

Maybe it comes with time? The older teachers seem to all have them....

Haha that's great to hear Ionia, I wonder if my legacy will be anime-fied~!!!

And I am so glad to have a sister like you.

[leadthemalong]

No Aviana, it is nothing to be ashamed of as...oh God I don't want to do this...one should not be ashamed with their appearance. If all fails it's alright to turn to a trusting female adult over this. Pfft I could have said that.

((Strikes deleted))

[pikmin_hero]

But sometimes physical attributes contribute to your actual strength!!!!

Who could I turn to??? Nii nii doesn't have boobs so I assume I can't ask him....

[leadthemalong]

...S-Samus I'm sure has plenty of things to tell you about growing up and becoming a proper little lady.

Also I wouldn't say that, I'm sure you're perfectly fit for strength. Actually I'm possitive because I have seen how strong you are.

PRIVATE TO MYSELF

[leadthemalong]

I WISH PARENTING A TEENAGE GIRL ONLY MEANT I HAD TO READ UP ON ADVICE FOR RAISING TEENAGERS. Alas, my biological kids will grow up too someday so I suppose there's no way around it.

[Private to Aviana]

[icequeen_aran]

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.......... Boobs don't make you beautiful, okay?

They're a blessing and a curse, I swear.

Re: [Private to Aviana]

[pikmin_hero]

....... But why do people keep talking about them????

What do they do anyways???

Re: [Private to Aviana]

[icequeen_aran]

...You want a technical answer or something you should be learning in Tanaka's sex ed class?

Re: [Private to Aviana]

[pikmin_hero]

Anything is fine Ms. Samus. I just don't get why people have these irregularities ...;; Is the answer that scary????