ARGUMENT FROM DESIGN (1) Check out the world/universe/giraffe. Isn't it complex? (2) Only God could have made them so complex. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM MIRACLES (1) My aunt had cancer. (2) The doctors gave her all these horrible treatments. (3) My aunt prayed to God and now she doesn't have cancer. (4) Therefore, God exists.
MORAL ARGUMENT (1) In my younger days I was a cursing, drinking, smoking, gambling, child-molesting, thieving, murdering, bed-wetting bastard. (2) That all changed once I became religious. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM CREATION (1) If evolution is false, then creationism is true, and therefore God exists. (2) Evolution can't be true, since I lack the mental capacity to understand it; moreover, to accept its truth would cause me to be uncomfortable. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM INTELLIGENCE (1) Look, there's really no point in me trying to explain the whole thing to you stupid atheists; it's too complicated for you to understand. God exists whether you like it or not. (2) Therefore, God exists.
TOMAS DE TORQUEMADA'S ARGUMENT (1) See this bonfire? (2) Therefore, God exists.
DORE'S ARGUMENT (1) I forgot to take my meds. (2) Therefore, I AM CHRIST!! (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM INTERNET AUTHORITY (1) There is a website that successfully argues for the existence of God. (2) Here is the URL. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM INCOMPLETE DEVASTATION (1) A plane crashed killing 143 passengers and crew. (2) But one child survived with only third-degree burns. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM NONBELIEF (1) The majority of the world's population are nonbelievers in Christianity. (2) This is just what Satan intended. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM POST-DEATH EXPERIENCE (1) Person X died an atheist. (2) He now realizes his mistake. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM EMOTIONAL BLACKMAIL (1) God loves you. (2) How could you be so heartless to not believe in him? (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM INCOHERENT BABBLE (1) See that person spazzing on the church floor babbling incoherently? (2) That's how God's infinite wisdom reveals itself. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM INFINITE REGRESS (1) Ask atheists what caused the Big Bang. (2) Regardless of their answer, ask how they know this. (3) Continue process until the atheist admits he doesn't know the answer to one of your questions. (4) You win! (5) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM SUPERIORITY (1) If God does not exist, then I am an inferior being, since I am not "special" in a cosmic sense. (2) But I am superior because I am a Christian. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM ABSOLUTE MORAL STANDARDS (1) If there are absolute moral standards, then God exists. (2) Atheists say that there are no absolute moral standards. (3) But that's because they don't want to admit to being sinners. (4) Therefore, there are absolute moral standards. (5) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM PERSONAL SANITY (1) I've had religious experiences that can't be explained unless I'm insane or God exists. (2) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM BIBLICAL HISTORY (1) Many modern historians think that there probably was somebody named Jesus, maybe. (2) Therefore, God exists.
RANDMAN’S ARGUMENT (1) This entry from the 1975 World Book Encyclopedia on evolution contains some errors that I claim to have already substantiated. (2) Mr. Ph.D.-in-Evolutionary-Biology, this proves that evolution is an unsound scientific concept. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM EUROPEAN HISTORY (1) Many prominent thinkers in pre-modern Europe believed in God. (2) Let’s just forget about the nineteenth and twentieth centuries. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM PRAYER (1) God exists. (2) [Atheist makes counterarguments.] (3) You have my prayers.
ARGUMENT FROM PREFERRED ANCESTRY (1) I don't want to be related to monkeys. (2) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM INTEREST (1) If God really doesn’t exist than atheists wouldn’t spend so much time talking about him. (2) [Atheist refutes (1).] (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM CATCH-PHRASE (1) There are no atheists in foxholes. (2) [Atheist points out atheists in foxholes.] (3) They don’t count. (4) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM LACK OF EVIDENCE (1) God, if you exist, please give me absolutely no sign. (2) (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM IDIOCY (1) I am an idiot. (2) Even an idiot can see that God exists. (3) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM SACRIFICE (1) The Bible said Jesus died for our sins. (2) No other religious text describes a god that died for our sins! (3) Osiris, Mithra, Ishtar, Hercules, Horus, Perseus, Bacchus, Tammuz, Hermes, and Prometheus? Never heard of them! (4) Therefore, the Christian God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM RAIN (1) I wanted it to be a sunny day. (2) We had two thunderstorms. (3) How dare I try to compel God to my selfish desires! (4) The rain was God's punishment for my selfish desires. (5) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM THE BIBLE (1) The Bible says the Bible is true. (2) Therefore the Bible is true. (3) The Bible says God exists. (4) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM "LET'S JUST BELIEVE" (1) All belief systems should be treated the same as the scientific one. (2) Non-believer: Why? (3) Because they have their own grounds. (4) Anyway, that's my experience of how the world works. (5) Non-believer: It's not mine. And why should you treat claims of unicorns less seriously than claims of gods? (6) I don't believe there are unicorns. (7) But I believe there are gods. (8) Therefore, God exists.
ARGUMENT FROM REVELATION (1) God told me that he exists. (2) God wouldn't lie. (3) Therefore, God exists.
WAYSON'S ARGUMENT (1) Scientists generally accept the theory of evolution. (2) I don't. (3) Therefore, they are lying or fabricating their data. (4) Therefore, God Exists.