016 // Voice [Fourth Wall Event]

[pileof_ashes]

[Rosalie hasn't left the Cullen House since Emmett was returned from his mallynapping. She was busy doing...stuff. Anyway, it is only now that Rose opens her journal, and what she finds waiting for her is utter chaos, to put it lightly.]

Someone explain what's going on. Now.

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[sucksathunting]

When you find out, do you mind telling me?

fff kiara <333

[pileof_ashes]

[...A lion. Seriously.]

Since when did animals have access to the journals?

♥

[sucksathunting]

[A TALKING lion. Lioness, actually.]

That's not an answer to my question.

[pileof_ashes]

[How sad is it that she's used to talking animals? It makes hunting quite difficult in Luceti.]

Why should I tell you?

[nobleguard]

I'd tell you, but I frankly don't have a clue myself.

[pileof_ashes]

Then why did you bother answering me?

[nobleguard]

... Hmm, maybe I should've thought twice before answering. Sorry, Rosalie.

[pileof_ashes]

Do I know you?

[affidamento]

It's the invasion of the people from different dimensions! Come on, Rosalie, don't tell me you've never watched a sci-fi film.

[pileof_ashes]

An invasion? Seriously, Seth?

[brb masking her surprise]

[affidamento]

Welllllll... if an invasion doesn't explain it, I don't know what does.

[pileof_ashes]

I certainly didn't expect you back.

[solar_boy]

[There's a blond-haired boy pointing a strange gun at you.]

Perhaps you should explain it to me.

[pileof_ashes]

[She smiles. Guns don't work on her, boy.]

Are you threatening me?

[solar_boy]

Of course not. If you're human, I'd never shoot you. And if you aren't, I am going to destroy you no matter what you do, so it's not really a threat.

[Poor Django...]

[pileof_ashes]

Define "not human".

[He really doesn't know what he's getting into.|D]