[drabble] Accidents can be turn ons [3]
Accidents can be turn ons
Humor | Lewd | NC-17 | yunjae
Summary: Accidents happen, and so does turn ons.
Jaejoong slipped in his bathroom.
Of course, he doesn’t see it coming at all and nearly hit his bathtub, his face barely missing the edge by a few inches. Instead, it’s his shoulder that meets with the cold solid surface and he lands on his bare ass. He curses, not even bothering to cover himself with a towel as he rubs the sore pain that may or may not have possibly disjointed his shoulder blade and ass.
Both hurt like a bitch and neither is pleasant.
All the while, he texts Yoochun instinctively of his pain because fuck does he need a distraction for this fucker.
It takes less than five minutes for Yoochun to answer.
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Dude, quit acting like a princess and just imagine it’s Yunho fucking you. I’m sure your ass will appreciate the thought <3
Jaejoong choked on his spit and nearly dropped his phone in the toilet bowl. Too paranoid, he shut the lid, sits on top of it, and replies to Yoochun.
To: soulmate5eva
From: jaebol
Aren’t you supposed to tell me to see a doctor or put on an ice bag? Some friend you are :’(
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
FYI, I am a /fabulous/ friend cos I’m distracting you from your pain ;)
The urge to throw his phone against the bathroom wall is tempting, but Jaejoong doesn’t really want to get a new phone again. So he settles for rolling his eyes at the text because obviously, this soulmate telepathy thing they share is no joke. It’s quite scary actually.
To: soulmate5eva
From: jaebol
Try landing on your ass and tell me you don’t want someone to distract you. :|
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Way ahead of you, I already have a distraction. Su’s ass :D <3
To: soulmate5eva
From: jaebol
Ew, TMI. =.=
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Hey, I’m just trying to change your accident into a turn on, okay?
Not even a reply and there’s already another text.
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Besides, accidents happen and so does turn ons. >:) So take my advice and DO IT
To: soulmate5eva
From: jaebol
What if it doesn’t work?
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Just jerk off to Yunho already :||||
Sighing, Jaejoong doesn’t bother to reply and starts jerking off to Yunho.
Sometimes, accidents are simply just another excuse for a turn on.
Humor | Lewd | NC-17 | yunjae
Summary: Accidents happen, and so does turn ons.
Jaejoong slipped in his bathroom.
Of course, he doesn’t see it coming at all and nearly hit his bathtub, his face barely missing the edge by a few inches. Instead, it’s his shoulder that meets with the cold solid surface and he lands on his bare ass. He curses, not even bothering to cover himself with a towel as he rubs the sore pain that may or may not have possibly disjointed his shoulder blade and ass.
Both hurt like a bitch and neither is pleasant.
All the while, he texts Yoochun instinctively of his pain because fuck does he need a distraction for this fucker.
It takes less than five minutes for Yoochun to answer.
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Dude, quit acting like a princess and just imagine it’s Yunho fucking you. I’m sure your ass will appreciate the thought <3
Jaejoong choked on his spit and nearly dropped his phone in the toilet bowl. Too paranoid, he shut the lid, sits on top of it, and replies to Yoochun.
To: soulmate5eva
From: jaebol
Aren’t you supposed to tell me to see a doctor or put on an ice bag? Some friend you are :’(
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
FYI, I am a /fabulous/ friend cos I’m distracting you from your pain ;)
The urge to throw his phone against the bathroom wall is tempting, but Jaejoong doesn’t really want to get a new phone again. So he settles for rolling his eyes at the text because obviously, this soulmate telepathy thing they share is no joke. It’s quite scary actually.
To: soulmate5eva
From: jaebol
Try landing on your ass and tell me you don’t want someone to distract you. :|
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Way ahead of you, I already have a distraction. Su’s ass :D <3
To: soulmate5eva
From: jaebol
Ew, TMI. =.=
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Hey, I’m just trying to change your accident into a turn on, okay?
Not even a reply and there’s already another text.
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Besides, accidents happen and so does turn ons. >:) So take my advice and DO IT
To: soulmate5eva
From: jaebol
What if it doesn’t work?
From: soulmate5eva
To: jaebol
Just jerk off to Yunho already :||||
Sighing, Jaejoong doesn’t bother to reply and starts jerking off to Yunho.
Sometimes, accidents are simply just another excuse for a turn on.