Milwaukee

[pillboxer]

Dear Milwaukee,

If you weren't such a fridged bitch, I would love to be inside you all the time. You make Detroit seem like a toothless crackwhore.

Hugz -n- Smooches,
Me

Comments

[dalailamafarma]

i still have yet to see milwaukee... their best beer really makes me want to drunkenly stumble around for 3 dollars there instead of GR.

something tells me that i'd laugh hysterically at the beer can every 5 minutes after realizing that i was drinking milwaukee's best ice in milwaukee. hahaha

[pillboxer]

Except in Milwaukee, it's either Millers or it's small brews. They seriously sponsor every Goddamned thing there. Even the Irish festivals - where you can't buy any Irish beer because Miller sponsors it.