This is one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. Too bad she's probably a grandmother by now.

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VW/Audi currently has their North American HQ in Auburn Hills. Yes, I was also surprised at learning this a year and a half ago when I joined my current employer. They announced late last year they will be moving their NAHQ down to Herndon, VA which is right outside Dulles ( Read more... )

...stop using "whilst". It doesn't make you different. It doesn't make you smart. It doesn't give you a better sense of style. It just makes you look like an arrogant dickbag.

In essence, it's like an iPhone.

I just feel so out of it lately. I've pulled out in front of traffic two separate times within the past two days. Apparently, both were severe enough to warrant horns (which people in Michigan rarely do) and one jerk-off in a Camaro decided to follow me for five minutes. The thing is that I don't do that stuff. I know my car doesn't have a lot ( Read more... )

1997 chevey van lambo doors - $4500
Reply to: sale-565303067@craigslist.org
Date: 2008-02-06, 6:07PM EST

needs some work on the inside. 84000 miles on it.313-575-xxxx

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Found an ad on Craigslist that I just had to nominate for "best-of":

sex noice printer Phaser 750 - $500Reply to: sale-563244636@craigslist.org ( Read more... )

Given that...

* There are two cats
* Each one is to eat only a certain food
* Each cat should not eat the other cat's food

It should be proven that...

* Each cat will dislike the food they are supposed to have
* Each cat will only eat the other cat's food

It amazes me that we are, as a society and race, advanced as we are given that humans are essentially fuck-bots.

Perhaps the sad, sad 5% of the population that derives no enjoyment from sex are the ones driving the innovations keeping us alive and evolving as a whole.

Gratz to them.

If you are person who is single and is reading this, I have some advice for you ( Read more... )

I went to the Detroit auto show. I took over 200 pictures. Click the car to see them. Full-size resolution shots are available on request.



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