i think i got cowboy boots for christmas. everyone had better watch out, because..

aimee + cowboy boots ON = trouble.

3 days, you miserable fucks!

love always,
aimee elise stoneking

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We don't have a client coming in for another half of an hour. With that in mind, I'm standing at the front desk eating a bacon, egg and cheese bagel from McDonalds and drinking a mug of water. (Normally, eating is NOT ALLOWED at the front desk, HMPH) And I stopped to listen to myself, and GOD I EAT LIKE A FUCKING PIG! I was slurpin all up on ( Read more... )

I need to be really rude for a moment!

Quite frankly, I don't give a fuck at all about all this election shit! I don't care if the idiot won. The world is freezing over. It was snowing in Texas and I was sweating in Virginia. That sums it up, okay?

An' I'm real sad! So, HMPH.

even though this halloween was absolutely amazing, the parties were fun, my costume was out of this world..

i was completely fucking miserable, and all i want is to hear jarrod breathing and be right next to him.

i can't take this shit. i'm startin to get mad! =(

guess who hates her job right now? ME. i've worked here for 10 months and i've loved most of it. for the first time, i really hate it and i want to quit and i'm so mad! BOO.

You Know You're From Virginia When...

Speed limits are just suggestions (Fast is fun ( Read more... )

You Know You're From Virginia Beach When...

You say you're from "The Beach." (i do ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulpillowheadgerl goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Marilyn Monroe.18_percent_grey gives you 18 light yellow cinnamon-flavoured gummy bears.amelieinthecity gives you 3 light green vanilla-flavoured gummy worms.backinblackboy tricks you! You get a broken balloon.hickory_farms gives you 18 light orange tropical- ( Read more... )

I think I've got cavities. I was just eatin candycorn..

BRING IT ON, HALLOWEEN!