-
+- I Am a Pumpkin -+
Tonight I had pho and it was super delicious. I have only really had pho three or four times, and I do not know why, because it is so good. I really could eat it far more often ( Read more... ) -
+- Only One -+
26. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
lumberjack contests. -
+- HAI GAIS -+
It has happened once again:
I've found that certain sort of friend
(To whom, my bits, I deign to lend).
Ergo the peasants
Do most certainly rejoice.
"Take four red capsules. In ten minutes, take two more. Help is on the way." -
+- That Is Pretty Much How It Is -+
Right guys, right? Scary-Go-Round had three pages in a row with which I sympathized rather personally:
- The Dynamics of Romance
- Real World Situations
- Know As Little As PossibleNow, I am aware that very few people will actually visit those links. But I'm not bothered by that. Because I can ride my bike with no handlebars. (Except maybe for a ( Read more... ) -
+- The Laws of Life -+
For the survival of animals everywhere.
Contents:
Basic Rules
1. Every man for himself: stay alive!
1a. Avoid being eaten
1b. 'Eat'
2. For the good of one's kind.
2a. Breed
2b. Find a niche and protect it
2c. Adapt to changes in the environment
Lifestyle
1. Predator
2. Prey
Tactics1. Conspicuousness ( Read more... ) -
+- Attention Viewers -+
My pocket is still wet.
That is all. -
+- Well... They Still Left -+
And the heavens opened up, and as the sky began to fall, a deep voice called down, "April fools A-holes!"
Things have been pretty excellent lately. Good times friends, good times. -
+- Presenting: Thermus aquaticus -+
Look at life from our perspective, and you eukaryotes will soon cease giving yourself such airs. You bipedal apes, you stump-tailed tree-shrews, you desiccated lobe-fins, you vertebrated worms, you Hoxed-up sponges, you newcomers on the block, you eukaryotes, you barely distinguishable congregations of a monotonously narrow parish, you are little ( Read more... ) -
+- More Dreams, Layers? -+
Last night I dreamed that, for whatever reason, I organized and was going to take part in a talent show. I was going to sing a Seal song. Which is odd, considering I have never considered myself much of a singer, so singing, in and of itself, was an odd choice. Singing Seal, in particular, is further odd. Not that I dislike Seal (in fact I like his ( Read more... ) -
+- I'm Not Bothered by That -+
I had a dream that I was Daniel Craig. I was having a fancy dinner party, when suddenly a bunch of "bad guys" attacked. They killed most of the guests and tried to kill me. I was attacked by a cougar, cut with scissors, and shot at. But somehow I managed to kill them all, except two. I left the boss to be killed by the cougar. The other one I did ( Read more... )