12th Drink [Audio//Common]

[pimp_hat]

[Kevas opens up with a snarl.]

Just what da hell were da crew doin' when were on dat island? Jackin' each uddah off? Notin' be fuckin' fixed!

Whatevah. Da rest of joo mons can take care of dis mess. I be wantin' to know sometin' else.

Anymon get a good look at da mon who be stickin' jewels in everyone? I be owin' him a debt dat I gotta repay.

Comments

[entirelybonkers]

[Alice has been told absolutely NOTHING about this ship, its crew, the destination, or even its name.]

Fixed? Was something broken?

[pimp_hat]

Yeah da whole boat. It wasn't exactly a pleasant place to begin wid but now it be a real fuckery.

[entirelybonkers]

Hm. Well, that's a bit troublesome to hear.

...What is the name of this vessel, anyway?

[pimp_hat]

Troublesome be a bit of a undahstatement.

Most mons be callin' it da Elegante, but I be callin' it a giant pain my ass.

[entirelybonkers]

The Elegante. [She repeats it thoughtfully, testing the word in her mind.]

Curious.

This is quite the rabbit hole.

[pimp_hat]

Rabbit hole?

[entirelybonkers]

Oh yes, they dig the most wonderful little tunnels to the most unique places you could ever think of. Why, I wouldn't be surprised to find a whole complex system right beneath Lord and Lady Ascots!

I rather think that's where we are, now.

[pimp_hat]

Joo t'ink we be in a rabbit hole?

[He pauses.]

Why not? It be 'bout as likely as anytin' else.

[entirelybonkers]

Certainly!

Why, it makes the most sense, after all!

[pimp_hat]

On a boat dat be makin' no sense, maybe joo be right ladymon.