1st Cast [Audio//Common] Backdated to last night

[pimp_hat]

[Hello, what's this? Some kind of walkie-talkie? With a map? Useful but not exactly what he's looking for right now.

It takes a moment of playing with it before he manages to turn it on.]

Where da hell am I? Why I be here? Where be my weapons!?

[He still isn't sure whether this is a hallucination or not but he wants his answers.]

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[bloodswan]

You're in Vertiline. You were called to help us protect our people. We took your weapons because they would not work against that which we hope you'll fight. You can find suitable replacements in the armory, which can be located on the map of the temple in your communicator.

[pimp_hat]

Joo want us to help joo. Aftah kidnappin' us and attackin' us joo want us to help joo.

[bloodswan]

Most people are familiar with the phrase, "Desperate times lead to desperate measures" are they not?

The attack was...a mistake. Up until this point we have only ever drawn humans to us, and unfortunately some of you bear a resemblance to those that we are trying to protect our people from.

[pimp_hat]

Kidnappin' mons ain't be da greatest way to convince dem to help.

[Loa knows it hasn't convinced him.]

Den who can joo guarantee dat more "mistakes" ain't gonna be made against us?

Let's get this train wreck a-rollin shall we? :D?

[theycalledme]

[Jack's not the greatest with technology. As a matter of fact, he'd rather avoid it all together, as it usually ends up turning out badly for him.

But as it is, someone is yelling and Jack just can't take that.]

Why are you yelling? Are you injured?

CHOO CHOO!

[pimp_hat]

No mon I ain't be hurt.

[Not exactly true but it's not the reason for his shouting.]

Just wanna know what be goin' on.

CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA

[theycalledme]

[Jack sounds friendly!]

As do I. But will yelling really accomplish your goals?

/RUNS THIS TRAIN STRAIGHT INTO THE GROUND

[pimp_hat]

Well, it be makin' feel bettah a liddle.

[shocksanglocks]

I can't find mine either! I've looked all over the place, too!

[pimp_hat]

[Kevas recognizes that voice. That's the elfie he ran into.]

So dey kidnap us, disarm us, and den tell us to help dem. What a delightful bunch.

[shocksanglocks]

I know, right! You know what I think we should do? I think we need to make our own weapons so we won't bound to their every wish.

You know what I mean?

[pimp_hat]

Not a bad idea, but we be needin' da material and da skill to make dem.