AND AND?! IS IT A BOY? IS IT A GIRL? IS IT A LESBIAN? OR A BROADWAY SINGER? OR OR... WHATEVER THE HELL PEGGY IS? (a baby maker?) OR IS IT A ANNOYING LITTLE DWEEB?! GIVE THE DETAILS HOMIE! WHAT'S THE THINGS NAME????????????
First off you need to know that I am the only lesbian broadway singer in my family! Mikel is the little dweeb(Stupid little bitch). Its is a boy. Sandi and Dustin are very excited. Dustin is a dork! Just thought I would throw that one in there... His name is Clayton James Richard Marhall. And he doesnt look like a pug dog. I was really worried about that. You know, most other new borns look like pug dogs. there all wrinkly and shit. Sandi did it without drugs. And the baby is beautiful. Maybe I can send you a picture! PS - Why the fuck havnt you called me yet?!?!?!
Thats okay though! Because he is going to like you way more!!!! Your great! Rachel will be to busy to ever see the kid, and Jenna.... lets just say Jenna isnt any fun. Your so much cooler! So sence your gunna be the favorite Parker, why not just let Jenna be able to say she held him first. Cause it doesnt matter, He's gunna like you more!!! Thats how I'm gunna look at that one!
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PS - Why the fuck havnt you called me yet?!?!?!
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hoe bag!
lol jk jk
i wuvz youz
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(I know you can't hear the tone in that sentence because
a. I didn't say it aloud.
b. This is over the computer.
but there was tremendous amount of bitterness in that sentence.
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Because it's probably going to end up being true.
Haha.
My sisters are losers.
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