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[pimpbot527]

Coming Soon: a detailed description of how Jasmine, Jessica, and Carolyn are the COOLEST.

Yeah, not my idea.

Comments

[callak1]

Actually, that is a lie. I am arguably coolest, followed by Jeff and Goose and Kyle, in no particular order. You WERE in there, but you lose your spot for having the audacity to say anyone else might potentially be coolest.

[melon_soda]

Psh! Please boi! I am da coolest of the cool, than Jessica and Carolyn of course. Than I guess it would go you guys next.

[callak1]

Hm... we appear to be at an impasse, then. Fortunately, I know how to settle disputes like this. The older one wins. BWAHAHAHA. I'm still the coolest!

[pimpbot527]

Actually, it's a widely known fact that people get less and less cool with age. Therefore, you would be the LEAST cool person. Sucks to be you!

[callak1]

Not entirely true! People get cooler and cooler with age until they are around their late 20's. It's only at that point that they start getting lame. So I've still got some years to be the coolest.

PS. You are proving to be the exception to the rule. You seem to be getting suckier with age, and are falling fast on the official "Cool List". Now Jasmine, Jessica, and Carolyn are at least 15 spots higher than you. I think even the Pope might be.