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[pimpcoatbankai]

Dear screwed up, sadistic, fucking hilarious bastards who gave me that damn hourglass, who put me to sleep for a damn day, and who locked me up in a cocoon while it was happening, scaring everyone important to me in the process:

GET BENT
And have a nice day.

Comments

[viva_la_materia]

Wait wait wait, who did that to you? What did they look like? Because if I was you I would go and kick their butts. In fact, I would help you. That's really messed up!

[pimpcoatbankai]

Welcome to Edensphere. Messed up's the dish of the day most of the time.

[viva_la_materia]

[Paaaause.]

What?

That doesn't explain anything. Seriously, who did it? I'll take 'em to the cleaners, just you watch!

[pimpcoatbankai]

If I know who did it, I wouldn't be here right now writing this.I'd be kicking their ass.

[viva_la_materia]

Somebody snuck up on you and drugged you and put you in a cocoon and you didn't see who? That'd be impressive if it wasn't so freaky.

[pimpcoatbankai]

Where did I say I got drugged?

[viva_la_materia]

You said they put you to sleep. Did they [Long pause, as she struggles to remember - she knows of at least one other way to do that without drugs but she can't think of how it works. Darn it.] hit you on the head, then? 'Cause you should probably get checked to see if your brain is still working.

[pimpcoatbankai]

No one hit me on the head. No one drugged me. I got put to sleep by the freaking hourglass.

[viva_la_materia]

...oookay.