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Feb 27, 2010 03:44

A rancour most unkind hath claimed the countenance of my dearest friend! To whit I have ne'er seen her so lacking in her senses, so untempered by kind words or entreaties of mercy. It is I fear some scheme of some nefarious nature coordinated by our topiary captor that hath changed her being ( Read more... )

~glory, you spoony bard you, ~kagerou, ~boss, oh god why, ~kazahana, help help my friend's gone mental, what is this fuckery?, ~cara, purple prose redux, ~crow

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feathered_earth February 27 2010, 03:47:27 UTC
Kazahana is... possessed?

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pimpcoatbankai February 27 2010, 03:49:55 UTC
Alas yes! She did let fly at me with a blade wicked and swift. By mine own blade and skills alone was escape made reality.

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snowburned February 27 2010, 03:49:02 UTC
What in the world are you babbling about?

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pimpcoatbankai February 27 2010, 03:50:54 UTC
Fie! Hast thou reclaimed thy senses, oh tiny Tartar?

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snowburned February 27 2010, 03:51:48 UTC
I never lost them. But I'm starting to think you have.

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pimpcoatbankai February 27 2010, 03:54:08 UTC
It is not mine own hand that thwarts me thus! 'Tis some foul game of the branched dictator in whose boughs we come to be imprisoned.

Now is not the time for us to speak of such trivialities. Thy nature was most altered, to your own self hath you returned?

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thekingcomes February 27 2010, 04:50:51 UTC
Certainly, this is an impressive improvement from your previous manner of speech.

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pimpcoatbankai February 27 2010, 05:01:34 UTC
I request that thy vocal orifice be closed forthwith.

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thekingcomes February 27 2010, 05:05:34 UTC
There is no need for my mouth to move, as I am simply writing this. So, I can abide by your request.

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pimpcoatbankai February 27 2010, 05:09:00 UTC
Then pray, sir or madam, desist in forming characters most incendiary with thy quick, else thou shall find the full brunt of my ire upon thee.

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weaver_girl February 27 2010, 09:49:25 UTC
What is it with the flowery

Did something happen to Kazahana? Are you all right?

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pimpcoatbankai February 27 2010, 10:01:33 UTC
Kagerou! Some wretched fiend hath made free with Kazahana's visage and doth engage in battle our fellow inhabitants of this thrice damned Sphere. I implore thee, take refuge in some safe haven and do not emerge 'til this misfortune be managed. Or better yet, seek thee Lea and beseech him in my name to offer thee protection.

My body remains unharmed, it is merely my nerve somewhat shaken by these troubled tidings. Verily my verbosity and turn of phrase also renders my spirit quite vexed, yet in the grand scheme these are mere trifles.

I urge thee to take care.

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weaver_girl February 27 2010, 10:11:59 UTC
Oh, no, her too?

All right, never mind the flowery writing. At least it's still you.

I am with Lea, it's the weekend! But the evil doubles are all over the place! Cara is in trouble, and someone needs to help her. Can you?

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pimpcoatbankai February 27 2010, 10:50:16 UTC
This accursed mirror image of our friend sought to make merry with my neck. In truth it makes me feel of an ill-temper, to see her face treated with such disdain.

A pox on this damned tree! I-

Woe, woe is me! Alas poor Toushi! So much evil afoot and yet I can only be in a single place at any given hour. Ah me, that fate should make mockery of my nature thus!

Wouldst that I could help Cara, where does she stand? Mayhap Kazahana, Crow and myself can aid her plight on our venture to thwart the double of Kazahana.

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datswhatshesaid February 27 2010, 20:52:16 UTC
Gahh BLAH BLAH BLAHHHHHHH. Boring! What is with you people? It's like... A sleepfest reading through this thing. I could fall asleep right now thanks to you.

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pimpcoatbankai February 28 2010, 00:26:32 UTC
For shame! Fie, fie o vile nincompoop, thou base football player, thou cur! Ne'er in so much ire did I look upon thy accursed hand! Get thee from here hence, Sir Knob, else in my pique o'er this matter of my possessed penmanship I be sure to take my anger out on thee for blighting my sense with thy idiocy.

At this hour more sinister things are at hand than forcing me to deal with the insubstantial ravings of a large, feather-headed, Stuffed Cloakbag Of Guts such as thee!

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datswhatshesaid February 28 2010, 03:37:12 UTC
GAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Okay, that's enough. You are like... A Bore-o-matic. You just keep making boring. I know you can do better, Toushi. Try looking a little more alive next time.

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