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[pimpcoatbankai]

Whoever did that to the cat: you know you're a dead person.

What kind of freak goes around sticking candy on a retarded cat's paws anyway?

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[weaver_girl]

[She's sekritly glad he's at least acting his grumpy self.]

My goodness. What kind of candy is that if it sticks to his paws? Fudge? Can you at least wash the poor thing?

[pimpcoatbankai]

It's toffee.　And he keeps getting stuck to stuff.

I tried dunking him in the sink but he ripped my arms to shreds.

[weaver_girl]

You need soap for that, Toushi, if it's dried it's not going to come off with just a rinse!

Maybe ask Kazahana to hold him? He's her cat, right?

[pimpcoatbankai]

I was trying to soak his paws in warm water to soften it up, but the idiot went nuts on me.

[snowburned]

He is not--oh, forget it.

I'm going to pick up some animal-friendly solvents from the bazaar.

[pimpcoatbankai]

I didn't do it.

To put it lightly

[snowburned]

I know you didn't, because you know I'd have some very unkind words to say about the matter.

[pimpcoatbankai]

That and it's not worth the hassle of trying to stick the things on the cat in the first place.

[seeya_next_life]

Good grief, there are far more efficient ways to affix cats to furniture than toffee. I think this prankster needs to start thinking outside the box.

[pimpcoatbankai]

I get the feeling I shouldn't ask how you know that.

[seeya_next_life]

It's called having an imagination, Toushi. You should try it sometime.

[pimpcoatbankai]

Why would I want to imagine ways to stick my roomate's cat to the furniture?

[darcyredux]

One with a sick sense of humor.